The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

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  1. ThyDyingLight

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    I completely agree. I don't get it at all and don't understand the need for an extra long dick/rod thing? I don't know.
     
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    I'm glad you posted this Robert. I was thinking of doing the same thing. Absolutely do not get this toy at all.
     
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    imo too too crude of a sculpt. half the spikes are limp. this looks like a 9" toy and the proportions arent my favorite for sure
     
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    Not only do I find it too crude, but it's crude in a way that just kinda shapes nothing to my eyes. The top of the head and shoulder remind me of flame decals I see on lifted trucks. I do like the paint job, honestly, but I'm just not seein' anything within in this toy.
     
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    Especially that big one on the front :dam:
     
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    You can see it better unpainted.

    Without the giant(relative to scale of course)cock it looks more like a toy that I could see people being curious about or interested in.



    But once you add the dick shock value kind of erases everything else.

     
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    i personally still think this design would benefit from some refining in certain areas. mainly the turret and morning star fist. and realistically if the face had a little bit more definition i would look into it as a possible purchase i think
     
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    I was initially curious about it when Rich posted it, but the more I look at it the more I see wrong with it(in my opinion, of course). The arms feel like they were simply attached and not at all intended to sit the way they are sitting, that's just where they happened to land. The legs, while stubby not being the issue, are a bit too disproportionate to the torso. The arm with the Morning Star fist simply makes zero aesthetic sense to me. Obviously I don't know why there's a cock on this thing large enough to make even Oderus Urungus(RIP) blush. The frontal shot 'Bear posted, I can sort of see a cycloptic bore - type face. Maybe?

    I've had sculpts I initially didn't like explained to me, and once they made sense, I was all about it. So I'm not eliminating that possibility here. As it stands, though, this thing flies way over my head.
     
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    I agree completely. I do my best to mix in good and bad when I discuss anyone's work because I know how hard it is to sculpt things. That being said I personally don't like anything about this sculpt. There is a fine line for me between something unrefined/crude and something that looks like it just doesn't have much effort put into it at all. I enjoy ugly toys and crude textures but those types of toys need to have something that balances them out. Like perfectly sculpted eyes or amazing teeth or a really appealing overall shape. This thing doesn't hit any of those marks for me. With a 200 dollar plus EMS shipping price tag it would have to hit all of them.
     
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    i love ugly toys! but with crude textures, i like clean eyes and teeth mixed in, or even some aesthetically pleasing proportions. this thing falls flat to me because all the potentially cool details are just "meh". i know sculpting isnt easy and thats why i like when artists test the market first in resin or other mediums and not just jump straight into $200+ vinyl figures
     
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    So did Angel Abby make this thing or what... the awkward stance reminds me of that rotting corpse thing they did years ago and the textures remind me of that telephone thing they made as well. Thumbs down
     
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    Bruiser Toy - https://www.instagram.com/bruisertoy/
     
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    that Bull thing looks like a tool for artificially inseminating farm animals.
    possibly useful to some.
     
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    I generally prefer to keep my mouth shut rather than shit on stuff I don't like... but this dong monster bugs me a lot.
     
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    It reminds me of these Akuma-kun sculpts by DxSxHx . . . but those are on the good side of crude, where as this Bull is on the bad side. Just looks like a rush job to me, and the big dong is possibly a sad attempt to start some controversy that would help sell the toy . . .

    BTW the painted versions of these are going for 25,000+ Yen nowadays. I missed my chance to buy them years ago.
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    I love that mummy!
    How tall are these guys? Not that I'd get any/many (or know what's available, honestly), but a rainbow of that sculpt would be great.


     
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    ^even the root veggie with limbs from the series is more proportionate and more appealing imo lol
     
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    From what I recall, they are mid-size (bigger than mini, smaller than standard). I'm not sure exactly, haven't seen any pics of them next to other toys . . .
     
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    Yep, that Bruiser toy looks like someone glued an Alf head to a rotary phone, vomited all over it, then gave it a giant dick. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
     
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    The fact that this shitty toy's maker shares the name of my dog makes me sad.
    $200 of blank vinyl garbage.
     
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    It helps fund the mold makers and factories :lol:
     
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    thank you..it has been bugging me all day what the head sculpt reminded me of...is it Picasso??? no,it's A.L.F.
     
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    I thought it was a phone too.
     
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    Do you think "Bruiser" really means "Bruise Her"? More like Eviscerater :shock:
     
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    We get it, China. :roll:
     
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