The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

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  1. The Moog

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    ^^ That poor Baltan, what did he do to deserve that? Just minding his own business when he was jumped by a member of the Nagata School of Toy Ruiners. Now his wife and kids dont recognise him and he's been banished from his home for looking possessed by the devil. :cry:
     
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    Doesn't really remind me of Nagata's brand of ruiniation, not shiny enough, but still up there in the vast pantheon of Crimes against Yuji. That said, it's probably only the second-most unfortunate treatment of Baltan that I've seen:
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    Aaarrrggghh!! My eyes are melting!! Dont look directly at it, for heavens sake.
     
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    Two perfect examples of what I was talking about in the other thread. Obscure the vinyl completely and you kill the spirit of the toy. Boo.
     
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    This is undeniably fugly.. All I’ve I got to say really haha.. I’ll just leave this here :lol:



    Pic is from the actual creators IG account and gives all the info you may want from clicking on.

    Edit: Just to clarify.. This is not a hate post, just posting for conversation around ugly toys in an ugly toy thread. Thanks! :thumbsup:
     
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    ^^
    Please edit into hate post asap.
     
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    ^^ To me, it just looks like an attempt to copy Yukinori Dehara's toy style but without any of the charm.
     
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    Whew. That thing is rough. Damn. And only $230 to purchase...
     
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    Yea.. Not sure what warrants that price. And for a first time maker, they’re really not doing themselves any favors.

    Just feels like a hype tactic right out the gate..
     
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    Well, in their defense they did take the time to paint each tiny tooth separately.
     
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    You mean grill? Haha..

    It looks like just one piece to me. Gold swipe right over. I can zoom in on the detail from my phone though!
     
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    It's all played aht Bill . . .
    *Tom of Finland image deleted for the benefit of Skullbrain snowflakes*
     
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    ^^ Yes, i did think there was a considerable lack of penis on this page.
     
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    The sofubi tag is 90% poser ass bullshit these days





     
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    Not a lot of toy designs actively make my day feel a little worse after seeing them, so clearly that one's something special. I absolutely despise it. The swastika is somehow the least abhorrent thing on it.

    Also, "Please will you make a Hiroshima or Nagasaki nuclear zombie?" -- I wonder what that would look like?
     
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    Its a joke, but my point is made. The comments are lifted from other Tan shite.
     
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    Seriously what the fuck is up with moejoe2018’s comment? :shock:

    I too thought this toy was real for a split second and was going to comment that it made Tan’s whole business partner theft, nazi teletubbies and “made in Japan” fraud look like a picnic at the park. Now you could chalk that up to ignorance but you’d be remiss to admit it isn’t entirely unbelievable.
     
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    And right after you (very kindly) photoshop my pics too. I deserved that one :lol:
     
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    I’ll be honest, I don’t outright hate this one. The others are pure trash, but this one is goofy and primitive looking enough do be mildly interesting.
     
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    Is it bad that I don't think it's the worst thing on this page, let alone this thread? :shock:
     
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    That comment is just so.... wrong. IG, I see that I am truly missing nothing in you.

    @hellopike Honestly Phil, totally a personal opinion, but if you want a really great racoon-like figure (outside of the various more traditional Tanuki interpretations, I mean), I personally think you are way better off chasing the Marmit Mamitora toy:

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    My photo is not nearly as nice as the above, but I can attest it's great in hand. Totally unhyped, and there are a few different versions even you can chase, e.g.

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    The above courtesy of TheDaiOni

    Also, totally not fugly.

    We now return you to your usual toy-bashing discussions.
     
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    Taiwanese collectors gets to buy it for NT3000 which is around US$95.00, the ripping off apart, that is a meh for all those who "lotto" this for US$180.00 :dam:
     
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    That Marmitora is just Malibu Stacy with a new hat:

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    I always disliked the Vinyl Paradise series. Stiff, crunchy vinyl and overly goofy sculpts. But if you completely divorce the toy from vintage vinyl by sticking a tanuki head on it, I guess it's fun.
     
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