The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

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  1. The Moog

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    The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.
    Admittedly the main reason I posted it here was because of the paint work, it doesn't really have the level of fugly required for inclusion on this thread, to be fair.

    Personally, it just looks too busy for my tastes. Kinda like one of the Titans from 'Attack on Titan' crossed with Judge Death, who's dressed like he spent the night in a 90's Techno tent at an outdoor rave, off his tits on ecstasy.

    But I'm sure that's just me :razz:
     
  2. Rich

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    That’s one hell of a description lol.

    But in a weird way that’s sort of his look. I guess either it’s a like it or hate it sculpt.
     
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    I remember thinking it looked like a TKOM toy fucked DC13 @Rich :lol: who made this thing anyway?
     
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    Toy ruiners of the world unite!
     
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    He goes as brackmetal on IG. He’s a good dude :)

    And that description is hilarious, I’m cool with that.
     
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    you called....
     
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    Dude woke up superglued sideways.
     
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    The belly cock is a nice touch :?
     
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    Limited sale, thank fuck.

    Confucius say, a fugly toy with a tribute colorway is still a fugly toy.
     
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    Just why ....
     
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    I don’t understand the resin scene. I know we focus on soft vinyl here, but I see both on instagram, and I just don’t get it. It’s stuff that’s worth a short chuckle if somebody had photoshopped it, but the idea that people both produce and purchase the stuff...it hurts my soul. Who buys “Baby Yoda Dirty Diaper” figures?
     
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    I am not sure if I am ought to be laughing or crying after reading the last few pages here. Truly, this hobby has some developed some facets I would barely recognise. One things is certain though, Moog I think I am going to ban you for exposing us all to these, erm, toys. :|

    /purple, for the people who need it
     
  15. The Moog

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    Story of my life ;)

    Some older fugly for a change - full page on the 'Revenge of the Retro Japanese Toy Adverts' thread.

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    YAWN ...

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    The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.
    See, I don't find that particularly fugly as such. Not overly exciting and definitely not thought out/sculpted with a lot of attention to the execution of it, but if you look at it from an 'action figure' standpoint, this would easily be great in a line of 3 3/4" DnD dudes or something. But definitely not fitting in with the level of the other stuff posted here, especially recently. Give me a few of these for a tenner and I'd be chuffed enough to have some backyard/sandbox battles with 'em.
     
  18. The Moog

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    How about this bastard? See, he's got his cock out, what more do you want ...

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    Certainly qualifies.

    I [perhaps obviously] don't see the point on these phallic inclusions, but what's worse is - as I guess I am not expecting it and there is not point to them - I honestly can miss them (like the example Chris posted above) until it is pointed out (e.g. by Paul).

    For sure the weird turkey-vagina-hand takes the cake for sheer WTFery of it all. Looking at this 'designs' is really making think we need separate names for the hobby because clearly simple tags like sofubi and kaiju are not working/desperately broken.

    #kaijunotkaiju
     
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    They seem to be working for the people making and selling these things.

    'Better' photos of that half-chewed bubble gum from a few pages back:

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  21. The Moog

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    Stick some pinhead style nails in it, that makes it better, right?

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    Give it a technicolour vomit paint job (and some bling) , that makes it better, right?

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    The hits keep coming ...

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    Can you tell its a slow morning at work? ... but this is fucking awesome fugly, and i cant resist.

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    One more for today, you know you love it ;)

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    I suddenly have the urge to take the pins out of that pinhead monstrosity above and shove them directly into my eyes :)
     

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