The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

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    One robot leg, one crab claw, a skull belly, a head reminiscent of a damn morel mushroom... yep, that’s fugly as all hell.
     
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    Since 2019 was the year of the dick toy, what is in store for 2020? I'm gonna go with "butt-plugged kaiju"



    This toy looks like it was pulled out of a fire too early
     
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    Need some opinions: Are there identifiable genres within the Technicolor Vomit colorway? I'm seeing several examples of a pastel one that I'm calling "clown camo".
     
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    Reminds me of this set of plastic animals I had at around the age of 6. My parents seemed highly amused by the lion figure. Upon inspection and curious at what they were amused by, I found the Lion had very well defined "Human style" Junk and nuts. It wasn't so much the fact it had junk my parents were amused by. It was that someone at the factory had actually taken the time to add one blob of pink paint to the "Human" looking ding dong. So now every yard sale or thrifty store or antique shop....I will inspect each plastic lion. Never seen another one like it. "Excuse me...could you please open this case? I would like to inspect that lion."
     
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    That makes it especially hard to find online. What do you search for, "lion toy with painted dickhead"?
     
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    Year right?
    Or "Native american plastic figure holding luger" (No kidding.I had one.)
     
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    Excellent question. I think you'll find the most popular are: Spew-4U, Chunder-Wonder, Nuke-that-Puke, Vomit-Comet (or Vom-Com) and Gastro-Galaxy.
     
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    That is a pile of raw burger meat, change my mind.
     
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    This sculpture has been modified after the image was reported on IG
     
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    . . . or he's just flipped the image to bypass IG guidelines! :?
     
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    Whether its the sculpt retooled or the photo flipped I have to agree with @612DudeCrew.

    Also, I think the Buddhist symbol is horizontal rather than rotated. Plus, its another piece of 'sofubi' featuring a penis, for fucks sake get a life you immature children ...
     
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    for 'fans' of fugly, brace yourselves you lucky people ....

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    ^^^
    I shouldn't be but I'm shocked that people are putting money down for some of these toys.
     
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    Some say he’s still waiting for a DM to this day...
     
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    Sweet, so not only is it ugly and expensive but it won't fit in a detolf

    GENIUS
     
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    so far ive only seen people that are really new to collecting anything like this, purchasing that thing.
     
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    Those toys aren't just fugly; they're absolutely peak fugly. I have a hard time even looking at the ones with hair and extra fleshy paints.

    That said, the videos that the maker posts are hilarious. Nightmare turd doll jerking around manically to the tune of "Barbie Girl" :lol:
     
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    See, I can't bring myself to actually watch any content from one of these 'makers' featuring these toys, but that just sounds to me like this is one massive troll of 'sofubi' fans. If this were an actual joke, it might explain why these things are just so... terrible.
     
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    :lol:

    At least own it, you pathetic excuse for a human. "no is not totenkopf. just skull"
     
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    Nice shovel . . . fuckin' abomination of a toy!
     
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    Yeah, that's just weak! Dude knows full well what he's doing! That side-stepping (and Mishwanka hopping on the bandwagon) has killed any respect I had for him and his work!

    Although probably controversial and not wishing to endorse or promote either racism or toys that use swastikas as a cheap shot, but Nazi iconography has me conflicted!

    Whilst I fully understand and recognise the unforgivable atrocities that the Nazis inflicted on the world during the war, as a designer with an interest in history, their bastardisation/liberation/reiteration of the swastika, reichsadler, totenkopf and other pre war iconography, their propaganda and other related aspects of the regime (as well as that of the US Vietnam conflict and other more modern terrorist/extremist groups) fascinates me.

    I also have a bike and an interest in biker/chopper/HA culture who were originally allied war veterans who liberated the same nazi motifs (along with wearing the Stahlhelm helmet) for shock value and as a deliberate 'FUCK YOU' to authority, bringing them into the realm of post-war counter-culture.

    As a man of a certain age, I can definitely respect the latter 'punk' attitude and appreciate the reasoning behind using them and why they are still part of that culture . . . although 2 generations later that 'FUCK YOU' attitude is kinda lost in the world of overpriced Japanese/Chinese vinyl dolly's created by chancers looking to make bank.
     
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    This made me chuckle because it reminded me of the meltdown Greg had when SHB made an eyeball head. Also, I pointed out that it was a full-on Nazi swastika before and asked him if that is NOT the SS Totenkopf in his profile pic on IG, and he blocked me and deleted the comment, so yeah... Fully agree with the rest.
     
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    This has gotta be one of the fugliest pages of this thread
     
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    Good times! :lol:
     

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