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  1. ultrakaiju

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    Speaking of fake news and all of the shit NASA tries to pull over our eyes all of the time, I was gonna share this over in the other thread, but might as well expose more of their lies here.

    https://www.nasa.gov/content/goddard/what-did-hubble-see-on-your-birthday/
     
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    My father has been a more-or-less crazy white racist person all his life, and he believes in a LOT of stupid shit, but yeah that’s a tough one. We’re not arguing over the shape of the earth. At least not yet.

    Hang in there.
     
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    You can't reason someone out of something they didn't reason themselves into.
     
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    Or to put it more stupidly: you can't argue with stupid.

    I've been telling this to my mom A LOT lately, as she has some "friends" in her circle of peers that are, among other things, absolutely fucking stupid human garbage.
     
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    Unfortunately a lot of people have had their ability to reason short-circuited by religion at an early age, which presents a major obstacle. You will never be able to get through to someone who has been sucked in by magical thinking.
     
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    Yep, let's see how many of his followers drink bleach and get UV torches stuck up their arses.

    Made me think of this sequence from Fight Club ...

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    We’re fucked.
     
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    That's not true. Most villages these days have a sorcerer or witch sufficiently competent to cast "Restore Adled Wits". The real obstacles are the rarity of the spell components, and the greasy coating that accumulates on the unfortunate victims, making them hard to grapple and keep in one place while the ceremony is performed.
     
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    I'd ALWAYS check with the medical doctors before drinking bleach or sticking a torch up my ass to rids myself of the Coronas!

    When are the scientists that are sat alongside this fuckwit going to grow spines, stand up and say he's talking horseshit and should shut the fuck up!
     
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    ^THIS.

    Jesus H. Fuck, we're living in a timeline where Lysol has to rush to publicly warn people never to take disinfectant internally, to counter something the President of The United Shtashte seemed to suggest might be a good idea.
     
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    (And of course I recognize that they simply can't call him out... as conscientious public health officials, they want to stay in positions to actually help people, with science-based guidance, to counter all the absolute clowns on the stage right now. Stand up to Il Douche too much, they'll be shitcanned for being "disloyal", and we'll get the public health equivalent of someone like Michael Caputo taking over...)
     
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    Some handy nicknames for him by Greg Proops ...

    Benito Cheeto
    Tangerine Tyrant
    Papaya Pinochet
    Mango Mussolini
    Pumpkin Plutocrat
    Oompa Loompa Oligarch
    Orange Julius Caesar

    :lol:
     
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    But surely being shitcanned for having principles is better than letting this shitshow continue.

    Watching from the sidelines can be doing their standing or esteem in the scientific community no favours.
     
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    I think they're trying to walk a fine line... though it's been dismaying to see Birx kowtow a few times now. I really do think we would be worse off if Fauci got canned... I'm sure his peers appreciate the devil's bargain he has to strike right now, so that he can actually stay in charge...
     
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    I would agree with Mike on this. I think the few walk a fine line to try and wrangle some of the shit in. Albeit after the initial press conferences. Though teabag can't fire Fauci, he can pull him from being the helm of this sinking ship and that would be worse. But look, as I said before, DO NOT listen to anything coming out of the White House or even the CDC. Instead, follow the WHO and my fucking Governor (Newsom) who is doing a great job.
     
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    ^^^nailed it . . . have the medical doctors look into it!
     
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    The real “woke” kooks use turpentine or aged piss anyway.
     
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    Maybe they should open back up all the tanning salons and we can all just go hop in for a sunburn. That should do it.
     
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    Starting to think that, perhaps, some people shouldn't be helped. Let Trump's followers follow his advice - from a public health standpoint, it might just be the best course of action. But I'm a callous asshole, so there's that.
     
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    Let them drink their Kool-Aid.
     
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    Read this quote yesterday in the Guardian, it just says it all :
    “It is incomprehensible to me that a moron like this holds the highest office in the land and that there exist people stupid enough to think this is OK. I can’t believe that in 2020 I have to caution anyone listening to the president that injecting disinfectant could kill you.”.

    But on the bright side of life, I never laught so much reading the news :D
     

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