Five years ago, for about eight minutes, The Academy Awards were actually pretty spectacular: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Terhj8mjPwY Why they don't hire Rob Schrab, Dan Harmon and Ben Schwartz as writers every year I'll never know.
I thought you meant El Indio Fernández... http://fusion.net/culture/story/meet-emilio-fernandez-face-oscars-7773