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 Here's a slice of life for ya.... 
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So usually if it's blizzard like conditions here in Buffalo on my day off I don't venture out. Today I had to go to the bank (I never have actual money on me- rent).

So I'm walking like I'm walking on a beach, very slow going when I see a woman trying to push a old man in a motorized wheelchair out of a snowbank. She is shouting "Can you please help me?" What the hell can I do? I can't say "No, you're on your own". So I try pushing and the thing is stuck pretty bad, wheels just spinning, no traction. I then try pulling it through the snowbank by the middle bar underneath. I'm no he man but I really just want to get this over with. While I'm doing this the old man gets out of his seat and I'm overcome by a strong urine smell! As I look down I see skid marks of crap all over the light grey seat and I almost puke (I don't handle human feces too well). Suffice to say I got the chair out, did my good deed for the week- but it was friggin' gross.

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(I don't handle human feces too well)


Lightweight :lol:

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Lixx wrote:
(I don't handle human feces too well)


Lightweight :lol:


:lol: Actually it's funny I used to be a home health aid 15 years ago. One of the millions of jobs I've done for about 8 months. That was really a sad an gross job.

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Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:58 pm
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you're more of a man than me... i would've left my breakfast in the snow.


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I don't know what you just typed because I can't stop staring at that avy.
But congrats to you for doing a good deed.

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That's a slice of something, but it doesn't smell like life.

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Life stinks.


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That's a slice of something, but it doesn't smell like life.


That, my friend, depends on where the majority of your life happens!

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good karma for being a nice human!


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jesus, you weren't even courteous enough to clean his wheelchair for him? pfft. jerk.




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What's cool is that you did help and that you didn't bail out on the deed when things got gross and most important. You didn't puke.

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I'm sure the dude was plenty embarassed after having some stranger witness his 'oopsie.' Good for you for helping, I don't know if I would have in the first place.

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I'm sure the dude was plenty embarassed after having some stranger witness his 'oopsie.' Good for you for helping, I don't know if I would have in the first place.


Yeah I believe in karma. Also I kept thinking man what if I his age and I was stuck in a snowbank and no one helped me. He could of froze out there.

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As a general rule, you should always stop and help someone in need out. But Karma is a bunch of nonsense. Just my two cents.

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Don't know about karma, but a good deed is always aces in my book. Congrats to you.

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talk about a Kodak moment


one time about 20 years ago when I had a job with all my friends at a local gas station this old dirty guy rolled up in his chair. He told us some weird story about needing help pulling a tube out of his chair for some mechanical reason. I was hesitant and my friend said no but I kneeled down and pulled the tube out and piss started pouring out. Thankfully it didn't get on me.


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BobDuher wrote:
As a general rule, you should always stop and help someone in need out. But Karma is a bunch of nonsense. Just my two cents.


big +1 on both points


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