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I found this great photo set at my local newspaper of awkward holiday photos ( http://www.sun-sentinel.com/entertainme ... y-holidays ). There are some really funny ones, but this took the cake:

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So much potential for punch lines...

"Everyone in the Horner family was familiar with little Johnny's wish for Xmas to get bigger, but they always thought he meant in terms of growing up."


Feel free to add your own captions and photos. :lol:

Happy holidays, all!

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"santa was surprised, to say the least. not every boy wishes for that third testicle to drop..."

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On a related note...my new favorite blog:

http://sketchybunnies.tumblr.com/

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Widely distributed image, but I wish my family xmas photos were this.....unique.


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At first glance I was like what is Hugh Hefner doing in this photo, then I was like why is Carol Seaver (front girl) from Growing Pains in a photo with Hugh. Then reality took hold.
I know I'm dating myself by referencing Growing Pains.

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Maybe more creepy than awkward.

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In that first photo, I'm not quite as concerned about the amusingly suggestive balloon as the fact that there is blood splattered on Santa's sleeve and the wall behind him. Run away while you still can, young man, run away!


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^^^there's also blood on the sword maybe santa got put in line for not taking his request for a pony seriously^^^

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reminds me of this site: http://www.creepysantaphotos.com/

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Reminds me of one of my favorite singles covers.

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Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus...in the Future!

I'm gonna try to find a pretty funny one of my Uncle and I with Santa when I was a baby...goes well with these.

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Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus...in the Future!


There's no presents in the future. :wink: Greatest version of that song, for sure.

In case anyone doesn't know, it's Santa Dog '78 by The Residents.


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There's a bunch of 'em. http://www.mileanhour.com/post/20-creepy-santas.aspx

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Hahahahahah. That's so fucking good, Funks.

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love it funks. Your cat looks so calm

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best Xmas card ever funks! Your cat looks soo majestic. :lol:

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love it funks. Your cat looks so calm


Yeah, my cat would freak out if I tried to put a hat or bandanna on her.

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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Skull Brain!
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whatre you thinking about in the top left??? Life? Love? The Hereafter? lol great pic

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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Skull Brain!
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whatre you thinking about in the top left??? Life? Love? The Hereafter? lol great pic


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