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Kingboy D
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Joined: Tue May 06, 2008 4:46 pm Posts: 981 Location: Sunny South Florida
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 Awkward holiday photos
I found this great photo set at my local newspaper of awkward holiday photos ( http://www.sun-sentinel.com/entertainme ... y-holidays ). There are some really funny ones, but this took the cake:  So much potential for punch lines... "Everyone in the Horner family was familiar with little Johnny's wish for Xmas to get bigger, but they always thought he meant in terms of growing up." Feel free to add your own captions and photos. Happy holidays, all!
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sbbenhcs
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Joined: Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:20 am Posts: 1495 Location: my kind of town
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"santa was surprised, to say the least. not every boy wishes for that third testicle to drop..."
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missy
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Joined: Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:07 pm Posts: 2725 Location: Philadelphia, PA
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On a related note...my new favorite blog: http://sketchybunnies.tumblr.com/
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Mark K
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 Re: Awkward holiday photos
"Do you like pirate movies?"
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Biff
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Joined: Fri Jun 16, 2006 6:19 pm Posts: 3442
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 Re: Awkward holiday photos
 Widely distributed image, but I wish my family xmas photos were this.....unique.
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Winu
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wingnut0
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Joined: Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:09 pm Posts: 2466 Location: Boston-ish
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 Re: Awkward holiday photos
Merry Christmas from everyone at "To Catch a Predator"
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leadster
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Joined: Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:08 pm Posts: 931 Location: Mass: Out West
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At first glance I was like what is Hugh Hefner doing in this photo, then I was like why is Carol Seaver (front girl) from Growing Pains in a photo with Hugh. Then reality took hold. I know I'm dating myself by referencing Growing Pains. 
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Mike Like Bike
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Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:07 am Posts: 1119 Location: SGV
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Maybe more creepy than awkward. 
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| Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:50 pm |
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Dean
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Joined: Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:53 pm Posts: 6232 Location: 415
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 Re: Awkward holiday photos
In that first photo, I'm not quite as concerned about the amusingly suggestive balloon as the fact that there is blood splattered on Santa's sleeve and the wall behind him. Run away while you still can, young man, run away!
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Joined: Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:55 pm Posts: 1337 Location: Cleveland Ohio
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^^^there's also blood on the sword maybe santa got put in line for not taking his request for a pony seriously^^^
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Joined: Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:05 pm Posts: 4918 Location: Hollywood
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Paulkaiju
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Reminds me of one of my favorite singles covers. 
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m3kcomp
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Joined: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:56 am Posts: 2234 Location: Cloud 149
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 Re: Awkward holiday photos
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus...in the Future!
I'm gonna try to find a pretty funny one of my Uncle and I with Santa when I was a baby...goes well with these.
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Dean
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Joined: Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:53 pm Posts: 6232 Location: 415
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m3kcomp wrote: Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus...in the Future! There's no presents in the future.  Greatest version of that song, for sure. In case anyone doesn't know, it's Santa Dog '78 by The Residents.
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Leecifer
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Joined: Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:06 pm Posts: 2018 Location: Oaktown hills
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 Re: Awkward holiday photos
There's a bunch of 'em. http://www.mileanhour.com/post/20-creepy-santas.aspxHere's a sampling of my favs -  
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| Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:09 pm |
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wtfunks
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Joined: Sun Nov 11, 2007 1:27 pm Posts: 1252 Location: San Diego
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 Re: Awkward holiday photos
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Skull Brain!-from Mongolion & Funks
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Cubensis
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Joined: Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:30 pm Posts: 1814 Location: Middltown, CT
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Hahahahahah. That's so fucking good, Funks.
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computerhair415
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love it funks. Your cat looks so calm
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evom
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Joined: Mon May 31, 2010 12:28 am Posts: 3581
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best Xmas card ever funks! Your cat looks soo majestic. 
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JoeMan
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Joined: Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:29 am Posts: 3818 Location: NY
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 Re: Awkward holiday photos
computerhair415 wrote: love it funks. Your cat looks so calm Yeah, my cat would freak out if I tried to put a hat or bandanna on her.
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coma21
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Joined: Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:19 pm Posts: 3213 Location: Duke City New Mexico
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wtfunks wrote: Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Skull Brain!-from Mongolion & Funkswhatre you thinking about in the top left??? Life? Love? The Hereafter? lol great pic
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wtfunks
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Joined: Sun Nov 11, 2007 1:27 pm Posts: 1252 Location: San Diego
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coma21 wrote: wtfunks wrote: Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Skull Brain!-from Mongolion & Funkswhatre you thinking about in the top left??? Life? Love? The Hereafter? lol great pic just thinking about how much i love myself. Thanks for the compliments guys. It was fun shooting.. although mongo was pretty freaked out.. he would constantly try and go on my shoulders.. so it was a pain to keep him still in my arms
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