(feel free to add to this list; production run unlimited, international suggestions accepted)

1. go outside
2. meet some people
3. make out with a boy or a girl
4. pay down some credit card debt instead of buying that toy that you know in your heart ain't worth it
5. go buy a piece of art to hang on your wall
6. call mom and tell her you love her
7. toilet paper your old high school principal's house
8. give one of your toys away to a 10 year old
9. get laid
10. take a course at community college
11. outline the reasons that Stalin was able to position himself to turn Russia into a communist power in 2000 words (and then email it to me)
12. rip all your cd's to your computer, go sell them then give the money to a deserving cause... youth emergency shelters are deserving
13. pick up an instrument and annoy your neighbours
14. surf wikipedia for 3 hours and see where you end up
15. take a walk and find the coolest place in your neighbourhood; post a picture of it in whatever
16. find/buy some drumsticks and play them on the coffee table as you watch tv; para diddle, para diddle
17. grab that book you got for christmas, find a nice tree to sit under and read the fuck out of it
18. go to a hobby store, buy a model version of your car and build it; recreate the dents and scratches you have on your real car; include garbage sitting in back seat
19. buy/download a movie from the American Film Institute's greatest movies list's top ten
20. ditch the high school wallet or fanny pack and buy a big ass Harley Davidson wallet
21. clean your place, it looks like a shithole
22. how many pushups can you do?
23. go to a bookstore and grab a few magazines on subjects you're vaguely interested in
24. go outside, look for a bird, then try and identify it
25. see how you look in a devil-lock, post picture in whatever
26. pack a box of stuff up and give it to goodwill
27. email an old friend, remind them of an embarrassing moment they had
28. remind yourself of your embarrassing moments, post in whatever
29. play a game of checkers with someone
30. buy some nice smelling hand lotion and get those dry disgusting paws beautiful again so you can hold hands with someone
31. go read a book or website about a viewpoint opposing yours; try and see their point of view and find common ground
32. clean up that harddrive
33. take those stickers you're hoarding and stick them somewhere
34. solve rubik's cube
35. draw the best fucking skull you've ever drawn, post in whatever
36. listen to what someone's saying instead of just using that time to think of what you wanna say
37. that skateboard ain't gonna ride itself
38. send an angry email to a tv station about something really absurd
39. hand make some greeting cards, and reverse shoplift them into a Hallmark store
40. make a list of bets/feats of strength you know you can win for next time you go to the bar
41. play a spirited game of hot potato with some friends in a park
42. choose a country at random and spend an hour or two learning about it.
43. do you really need so many shoes?
44. go to goodwill, buy a boardgame and host a party... with boys AND girls
45. next time you go out with people, sneak cutlery into their pockets when they're in the bathroom
46. get yourself a kooky business card made
47. learn one magic trick
48. go eat something health for once
49. stay out all night
50. turn off the computer

grill some swordfish

I did that Friday!

51. Forward the list to those deamed 'bitchy'

Do all the above:

but get stoned first....

52. I FART A LOT about toys...

53. I FART A LOT about toy bitchers

54. Lick your toys one by one

glow in the dark.

5?. Go and see the Gossip use a guitar, a drumkit and one happilly large, gloriously empowered, and hella voiced lady - BLOW YOUR DANCING ASS OFF!!!

Seriously Bryan - YOU ARE SO FUCKING RIGHT!!!

complain about something else.

Best thread ever !

56. Get a chair place it front your collection and actually enjoy it !

57. smoke crack and worship satan

dude, that's two things

Paper due, eh?

The kinda go together, not quite the impact when they stand alone. How about 57, 57a.

D'oh! The secret is out....amongst other things....

Look, either your part of the problem, or part of my history mark...

58. jello shots (peach sugar free with coconut rum!) and karaoke (preferably something really cheesy from the 80's.)

59. groom your mustache.

60. restyle your merkin

my toy-free weekend:

61.tune up dirtbikes
62.ride dirtbikes
63.wash dirtbikes
64.realize hauling dirtbike trailer with '93 Corolla sucks and makes you look gay
65.go buy new 4x4 truck so you can feel ungay when haulig dirtbike trailer
66.I FART A LOT about having to wait 2 weeks for new 4x4 truck to arrive from the port in benicia
67.go online and imagine spending lots of money on accessories for 4x4 truck.
68.argue with girlfriend about truck accessories
69.make a sandwich
70.tune up sportbikes
71.ride sportbikes
72.wash sportbikes
73.clean garage
74.measure garage door and realize new 4x4 truck will not fit
75.think about taking sawz-all to garage wall.
76.make a sandwich
77.watch 'Deep Impact' and be amazed Elijah Wood was in it.
78.watch Sopranos premiere, feel vaguely dissapointed.
79. clean cats litterbox
80.Fantasize about no longer owning 2 cats.

81. Eat fish tacos and flirt with waitress.
82. Go see Grindhouse.
83. Take multi smoke breaks not realizing GH is 4 hours.
84. Watch freinds new episode of Caving with Cris.
85. Make fun of freind when he screams like a girl when he runs into 1ft long giant desert centipede in Caving with Cris.
86. Clean house.
87. Get lost in IKEA for a couple of hours.
88. Wonder why I now have a new lamp?
89. Come to conclusion that IKEA employees must know how to use Jedi mind tricks.
90. Plan another trip to IKEA.
91. Watch Discover channel and understand why its 20 degrees hotter than last year.
92. Go swimming!

93. Revisit kaiju movies or check out the ones you've never seen. You'll be glad you did.

I'm halfway through "Matango: Attack of the Mushroom People" right now, and am totally lovin' it. Watched "Godzilla vs. Mothra" and "Godzilla vs. Hedorah" last week and thoroughly enjoyed seeing them with fresh eyes. Got a few more lined up for the coming weeks. Seeing these movies again makes me love the toys even more.

94. Watch all of the "Lone Wolf and Cub" DVDs in chronological order.

... and while I'm on a media theme ...

95. Worry that the producers of "Battlestar Galactica" have taken such extreme liberties for the sake of a seasonal cliffhanger that the integrity of the series may have been endangered. Hope that your worries are misplaced and that they know what they're doing; They have a plan.

93. I'll order one - three of each. Where do i pay?