I know that machine translations from Japanese are soft targets, but this one from Blobpus on last week's WF was particularly baffling - starts off fine, ends fine ('being active as Blobpus' sounds good), but what's with the middle bit? You thought the shelf again?

(It is funny too, that even this piece from which I can hardly grasp a word gripes about the heat there at WF - That's the first thing everyone has mentioned, it must have been miserable indeed.)

Anone care to offer a human translation?
http://blog.goo.ne.jp/blobpus-mm/c/9cbe2c369f2718c0d51757cb4084ba25

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While being hot, at the WF meeting place
The customer who purchases “the BLObPUS” commodity,
Thank you truly.

“Name modification the name remainder is regrettable.”With
Voice also the customer whom you applied coming
That complicated name with other than and attachment
It had received you thought the shelf again delightfully.

In the future it starts being active as “BLObPUS”, but
The patronage which does not change so far we ask may.

Wow, I've tried to wrap my head around it several times (taking into consideration that the Buster Call beetle toy was displayed at the BLObPUS booth, and that it might have something to do with that) with no luck. That's the trickiest mistranslation I think I've ever come across.

Edit: Oh, it has something to do with Kaijin Dokugan. Hmm.

simple
company changed its name from ムニェーニエ・マデーリ to Blobpus

just saw this brown blobpus version for sale
thank god about time i finally not have a version that i like to add to the list