Favorite tag lines from movies, comercials, tv shows....whatever

Mine is:

"I'd buy that for a dollar" - Robo Cop

or

"He who controls the spice controls the universe!" - Sting in Dune

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Jules from Pulp Fiction

Love this line! A true Classic..

“Yippy Kai Yay Motherfucker”

Die Hard

"Are you talkin' to me?!?
Travis Bickle, "Taxi Driver."

"I'm gonna get medieval on 'yo ass!"
Marsalis Wallace, "Pulp Fiction."

"Two men enter, one man leaves"
"Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome."

"Don't worry about breaking the rules, they're aren't any."
MC, "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome."

"Short hair is the clean cut American look, man. It's cool"
Eugene, "The Decline of Western Civilization."

"They said I hit someone in the face with a chain. I guess I did."
X-head, "The Decline of Western Civilization."

"YOU FUCK WITH ME, YOU FUCKING WITH DA BEST"......scarface

"[bliiiip] Get your ass to Mars [bliiiiip] Get your ass to Mars..."
Doug Quaid or Hauser..? from Total Recall

"Your clothes----give them to me"

T1000, Terminator

"Warriors! Come out to plaaaaaaay-aaaaaay!"
- Luther, The Warriors

"Can you dig it?"
"Can you count, suckas?"
- Cyrus, The Warriors

"Fuck pride."
- Marsellus Wallace, Pulp Fiction

I'm sure there's more, I'll probably update later.

Easy.

Let some steam out Bennett.

"220...221, whatever it takes" Mr. MOM

Every line from Repo Man.

"What are you drinkin'?"
"Cranberry juice."
"Cranberry juice? What is it your period?"

The Departed

X2 !!!!

"Lady, I aint so sure you don't have a cock"

Street Trash

Great movie!!!!!!
Has the best shop lifting scene of all time
it has a lot of "Best of all times"
highly recommended

"What are you gonna do with those pies, boys?"
- Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Also the best fight scene, when the cop beats the guy up in the bathroom, puts him in the urinal and proceeds to make himself puke on his face!!!

That line kills me though.

What are they gonna say about him? What are they gonna say? That he was a kind man? That he was a wise man? That he had plans? That he had wisdom? Bullshit man!
Apocalypse Now

Hey guys. Oh, big gulps huh? All right! Well, see ya later.
Dumb & Dumber

Apocalypse Now - it's about time - just about every line in that movie is ballsy.

"Kids really. Rock and rollers with one foot in the grave."

"Don't get out of the boat. Fuckin'-a. Kurtz got out of the boat. He split from the whole fuckin' program."

"Shit. Saigon."

"Everybody gets what he wants. I wanted a mission. And for my sins, they gave me one. And it was a real choice mission. After this one, I wouldn't want another."

Literally, every line in that movie is cool.

"Live long and prosper" while holding hand up in a strong split figure move - Spock from Star Trek

"i've got a bad felling about this"
- every single star wars film has it

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.


Wooderson, Dazed and Confused...

someone should change the topic of this thread from 'taglines' to 'quotes'.
the funniest quoted movie ever is the Big Lebowski. and anything joe pesci spat out during casino or goodfellas is priceless.

I guess this did morph into a "quotes" thread. Accordingly, I offer this without attribution, which I doubt is necessary anyway...


"The details of my life are quite inconsequential.

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy; The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we would make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds ... pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."