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The Professional

(I apologize in advance to all the SB ladies if you find this post offensive)

Ugh... Wes Anderson...

I like The Life Aquatic, The Royal Tenenbaums and Rushmore.

I also think you are missing the point of my post.

All great movies, but your original point is such wonderful news. Sorry ladies, Natalie is just too lovely to not like this news.

she used to be in my top five but recently fell off to number 6 or 7...

edit: that ass still rocks...BOOM!

I like how it was 'Confirmed'. Like there is a panel of experrts out there for this Miss Portman's ass.

(Well, come to think of it, maybe there is )

always knew there was a slut inside that sweet little girl.

I love Rushmore.

If I'm feeling blue, that film makes me smile.

I sometimes feel that way. Know what my problem is with him? He starts making a good movie than thinks he needs "indie cred" and starts fucking it up. He's half good, it's there, but it seems like something in him says "no dude, do this or add this song cause than you'll be cooooool" and it fucks the whole movie up for me.

I half like him. Life Aquatic and Royal T. are my fav. of the 2, I hate Schwartzman so Rushmore is only 1/4 good (Murray saves it for me like he so often does many a movie.)

Portmans ass? She had one? She's like a stick, I was unaware.

what the fuck...
BOTTLE ROCKET people, no one has mentioned it.
Wes Anderson is amazing...

"why do you wear the tape on your nose?"
"exactly"

and for my 600th post if give you this...

http://www.littlebanana.com/

Yeah, I've seen some scary thin photos of her, but I forget at what stage they were taken, maybe around the Vendetta days. Wasn't appealing. Plus she has the brain of a 5th grader.

[quote="liquidsky]Plus she has the brain of a 5th grader.[/quote]

She is a harvard grad...

I don't think that proves anything.

I don't remember the exact quotes but she has said some really stupid vapid stuff which revealed a side to her that kinda turned me off. But whatever, this is just superficial conversation anyways.

I still think that sleeping with skinny girls is like sleeping with a bicycle frame.
Bones poking at you. etc. And if they're dumb it makes it even worse.

Hmmmm.....I think Pogue might be correct.........you miiiight be missing the point of the post.

She's luv-ley....

i love skinny girls...i have enough cushion around my midsection for both of us so those pesky bones won't bother either one of us...

I <3 natalie portman
when she shits, it probably smells like flowers

I will accept all shallow differences and not throw stones at glass houses.
How adult. hahahahhahahhhhaaa

LOLOL
Nat-Nat is a hottie!

Sorry to stray off the topic of Natalie Portman's ass, but has anyone seen the 70's documentary Blue Water White death? I've never read of any actual link, but if that movie didn't at least partially influence elements of Life Aquatic I will eat my hat.

i saw the "ass". this short film was a free download of itunes last week. the "ass" was nice but she had short boy hair which i really really hate on girls.

Natalie, I must drink your bath water. I sleep with my bicycle frames all the time. I still remember the first time I took my colnago track frame home. She was so sexy, I just couldn't resist taking advantage of her.

Back on point . . . Ms Pointman is stating she had an 'ass double' standing in for her! . . . downer!

really? it's an unedited shot. her head is out of frame for a bit so i guess with computer magic anything is possible.