If you're like me, and I know I am, you have an affinity for shitty movies. Not just ordinary shitty movies, but shitty movies that are entertaining as a result of their special brand of shittiness. And I have found a gem in the shitpile that consistently made me laugh every couple of minutes for the past two hours.

And that's why I'm recommending that you add Sayonara Jupiter to your Netflix queue and bump it up straight to the top.

What will you see?

- Toho sinking millions of dollars into what they thought would be an international success (like Gunhed), but was instead a phenomenal flop (like Gunhed).

- Atrocious gaijin acting on a galactic scale. Hundreds of them were dragged out of the bars closest to the Toho studios to participate in this extravaganza.

- Unidentified blue drinks.

- Zero-G sex with "love gas."

- Brainy scientists with fake beards.

- Music lifted straight from Macross: Do You Remember Love

- An appearance by Godzilla AND Ghidorah.

- An appearance by ZOIDS!

And, last but not least, a hippy sings a love song to a dead dolphin.

You can't go wrong with this one, folks. Check it out and post your impressions here. I'm going to watch the special features, and then I think I'm going to watch this classic film again. And then I think I'm going to buy it.

That's enough reason for me XD