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gatchabert
Prototype
Joined: Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:41 pm
Posts: 6389
Location: 415
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 Know the law... http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/california
You can click on the state you live in to see what you can and cannot do.
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pickleloaf
Super Deformed
Joined: Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:19 pm
Posts: 5861
Location: durham/chapel hill
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It’s against the law to sing off key
uh oh i hope the cops weren't nearby when the uptown girl video was on
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PaulieVinyl
Side Dealer
Joined: Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:04 pm
Posts: 2456
Location: Austin, TX
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Can't sell my eyeballs in Texas. Great. Just great. That's how I was going to fund my new display cabinet. Now I'll have to resort to internal organs.
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selekta_nips
Post Pimp
Joined: Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:13 pm
Posts: 2841
Location: the C.T.P.
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A woman can not be on top in sexual activities
Tattooing and body piercing is illegal( this law is aloud now but only been for couple years)
No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any ca( how am i suppose to take him to the (see below)
Public boxing matches are outlawed.
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jojo the dog faced boy
Side Dealer
Joined: Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:03 am
Posts: 2007
Location: Melting in the desert....
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damn, and my donkey can't sleep in my bathtub any longer??
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BEYOND
Comment King
Joined: Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:37 pm
Posts: 1157
Location: My Mind
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No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
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meanmistert
Line of Credit
Joined: Sat Oct 06, 2007 8:26 am
Posts: 1911
Location: Orlando
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Of course FLORIDA would have 20 of 'em...
-It is illegal to sell your children.
-A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
-If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
-Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
-Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
-When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
-Oral sex is illegal.
-You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
This kills all my plans for the weekend!
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atease
Illuminati
Joined: Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:23 pm
Posts: 5382
Location: Boston, MA
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No one may cross the Boston Common without carrying a shotgun in case of bears.
and a local town has this one
One may not detonate a nuclear device in the city.
This was good for a laugh...thanks for posting!
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MrStone
Toy Prince
Joined: Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:02 am
Posts: 224
Location: Saint Paul, MN
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A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
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Rich
Die-Cast
Joined: Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:46 pm
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Quote: It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. Quote: No one may bite off another�s leg. Quote: It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon. Quote: It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.
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Monkey
Line of Credit
Joined: Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:24 pm
Posts: 1630
Location: Louisville Slugger
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It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.
Stupid right! Like who is going to....
OH WAIT!! MY FATHER HAS BROKEN THIS LAW!!!!
That's why it is illegal in KENTUCKY!! Cue the banjo music!!!
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lurker
S7 Royalty
Joined: Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:22 pm
Posts: 3696
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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All liquor stores must be run by the state.
PA
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selekta_nips
Post Pimp
Joined: Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:13 pm
Posts: 2841
Location: the C.T.P.
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lurker i think there are a bunch of state that have the state run the liquor stores
N.H. is one
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Super Deformed
Joined: Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:51 pm
Posts: 5615
Location: PDX
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Dishes must drip dry. (This was probably passed during an energy crisis, I'm guessing.)
It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex.
Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.
One may not bathe without wearing “suitable clothing”
Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.
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