1- I deserve all toy info and ordering before anyone so I'm guaranteed them without question or hard work or doing any research or anything!
2- I want it NOW!
3- Can I be on the list? WHY NOT? ELITIST! ELITIST! YOU'RE AN ELITIST!
4- How does one go about making their own toy? I just wanna know, god! And how do I get exclusives made for my killer Birthday party at D&B's? SCREW YOU FOR NOT SHARING!
5- What? You don't like my sloppy ass custom of a Chaos? But it's Chaos, they all rule! How can MY custom NOT be awesome? You're just a "hater" "hating" on my creative juices and are jealous cause' you're not creative enough to take a blank figure and fart some paint on it the way I did. I actually put paint up my butt, ate some Indian food and proceeded to custom a bad ass "1-off" screw you "hater!"
How does any of that make me a whining cry baby, I don't get it? ELITIST!
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(also, I'd commend anyone who'd paint a Chaos like the way I described!)