I seem to remember that the folks at MIT or some other academic institution developed a urinal came called Urine Control.

-Video Game for Nintendo Wii Provides a Virtual Peeing Experience
-Amazing Realistic Pee Fluid Dynamics
-Imported from Japan
-Comes with game disc and Wiimote belt harness
-Includes cross regional boot disc to allow play on US Wii consoles
-Minimal Japanese text makes game easy to understand if you can't read Japanese
-Over 100 different peeing environments with multiple toilet and urinal styles
-Up to two players can compete with dueling pee streams

That's going to be a hard sell when it's used.

Maybe not while taking a whiz, but if I'm dropping a 2ce, I usually have a DS or PSP in tow...

Or Batman... Nothing relaxes you like the dark knight.