Very impressive.

I don't go to this extreme, but a couple dudes in my office take paper towels and put hand soap on them and sanatize the seat with hand soap before sitting down.

I have a theory that this is why women go to the john in pairs - So while one is doing the Iron Cross position over the seat, the other can spot for her.

i tried option B yesterday. it worked.

Kinda disturbing. But possible...

I'mna go give option C a try...

Did that magazine instructed to use said mag ?!
All very instructive - I still use the reaching around myself.

Giving yourself the ol' reacharound, huh?
This thread has taken an unexpected and improbable turn...

Ok I just read this thread in amazement. Ive never heard of such things as these paper towel toilet seat coverers. I mean wow. If you guys ever think that I am ...well a little different or backward. Think of this moment. Its moments like these I trip and think, shit the world is way different from where I am. Why dont we use these things in Australia? I mean WHY NOT? Its a pretty good idea i suppose..... Cover seat... Now clean.
Im going to go with with. "We are still living within a simpler mind set" but Im not sure thats the right way of looking at it.

Darky you're from Aust, have you ever seen these over in the east? I mean you guys are infinitely more sophisticated than us sandgropers. Or are you from Adelaide in that case I'll take back that last statement Any other Aussies wanna chime in?

I mean if the seat is skanky you just wipe it down and plonk your blurter down

Maybe I can start shipping these over and start selling them, lol.

edited for my crappy diction (see that..a dick and a shit pun). Sorry its late.

"if the seat is skanky you just wipe it down and plonk your blurter down"

That's why I do too. I give it a double wash and siton the porcelene, like a man - I don't trust there papers.
Who know if someone thouched it before anyway !

I'm curious to know more about womens bathrooms and this topic. From what I've been told by many-a-lady co-workers they can be nastier than guys.

One of my former jobs there was a mystery of who dumped on the ladies bathroom floor (it was a law firm.) There were other cases of poop-on-walls and blood-splatter stories I won't go into detail about.

Yep, easy to find in Sydney!

Hahaa.

At my cinema the ladies toilets are always much more dirty than the mens.

I will now use the phrase "plonk your blurter" wherever and whenever possible.

You guys have way too much time in your hands. ...,,, B..

I've heard this from my lady co-workers as well. They say it's because women tend to "hover" and don't have the same sort of control us guys do over their urine.
For the most part the bathroom I use is pretty clean. However, last year I walked into the stall (there's just one) and the walls were smeared with shit - like you could see finger streaks of shit! My other male co-worker had apparently gone in just moments before me and actually stepped in shit. Now, this bathroom is mostly used by staff, but occasionally patients will be up on our floor - either alzheimer patients, or sometimes kids with mental deficits.

i imagine girls bathrooms appearing cleaner but feeling dirtier. because of.. you know... the blood

Gross...

I work for the government and the Men's bathrooms are pretty damned disgusting. It's hard to believe the women's are worse! I mean how can you get specks of brown and god knows what else up on the *rim* of the toilet seat. How is that even possible? Are they just backing their asses up the toilet and taking a dump from the standing position? And if they are getting stuff all over the seat where else are they getting it? I think I work with Apemen.

this is hilarious.
its my personal belief thats whats in your pants is probably cleaner than your hands (assuming your an average person who bathes somewhat daily) think about it. you shower, and put clopthes on. neither your ass, nor your other bits come in contact with anything all day besides your clean clothes, and hopefuly only maybe some sweat. you touch all sorts of filth you dont even know about all day long, AND your hands sweat. i go commando and the only "gasket" i use is a paper towel to open the door on the way out which i either toss into the stratigicly placed trash recepticle right there, or onto the floor.
besides your ass is just going back in your pants anyway, its not like your using it to eat... well i hope not.