i might like this better if it had a big fat crinkle cut fry in its mouth

or a tater tot

Leads to fat ass.

You are what you eat

I don't actually eat fast food very often at all, but I have dabbled and I remember the fat fries were pretty good, but I like the thicker steak fries/potato wedges so they probably aren't for everyone

Hmm, maybe Frank should collaborate with some fast food makers to produce figures with reproductions of all the specific types of fried potato offerings sticking out of their mouths