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My respect for them comes in waves. sometimes it's just plain creepy, but hey they're people. And I'm 2X yrs old with a huge toy collection. umm..yeah.

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I don't know about picket fences and greasy machinery but this stadium in China sorta turns me on. :)
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dude, I almost spit out my coke with that one. :lol:

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LOL!


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... but hey they're people. And I'm 2X yrs old with a huge toy collection. umm..yeah.


But do you want your toys fluids? That's the question. If so, you should be in one of these videos. :wink:

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Eye of Sauron....anyone?
I haven't looked at the video. Just waiting for more co-workers to leave, then I'll watch it.


....and of course it won't play....

ok...just saw part of it. Vombie...you've got too much time on your hands....lol.

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Ah, this isn't all that weird. I'm madly in love with a color printer we have at work. Sometimes I'll stay late at the office and send photos to it (her), for company. As soon as it becomes legal to marry a printer in the state of New Jersey, we're tying the knot.

I caught someone setting down his coffee cup on her last week, I almost belted him.


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Ah, this isn't all that weird. I'm madly in love with a color printer we have at work. Sometimes I'll stay late at the office and send photos to it (her), for company. As soon as it becomes legal to marry a printer in the state of New Jersey, we're tying the knot.

I caught someone setting down his coffee cup on her last week, I almost belted him.

I have visions of a scene from Office Space when you and your printer break up in a bad way :D.

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Eye of Sauron....anyone?
I haven't looked at the video. Just waiting for more co-workers to leave, then I'll watch it.


....and of course it won't play....

ok...just saw part of it. Vombie...you've got too much time on your hands....lol.



can't argue there. :P

Roger, your printer is gay. didn't you know? everyone has been making fun of you because you haven't noticed it yet. The printer doesn't have the heart to tell you. telepathically.

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:lol:

This thread has potential for funniest thread ever.

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All the licking of that lead based paint probably is not helping that guy.


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Oh, come on. We've all fucked a railroad trestle or had a dalliance with a retaining wall at some point in our lives, it's okay to admit it. Don't be such prudes.


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Oh, come on. We've all fucked a railroad trestle or had a dalliance with a retaining wall at some point in our lives, it's okay to admit it. Don't be such prudes.

wow...dalliance...i never thought i'd see anyone actually use that word (not to mention a great Wedding Present song) :D

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I appreciate the comment, but you brought up The Wedding Present, which was the favorite band of a toaster that I dated briefly and broke my heart last year. Now I'm totally depressed. Thanks.


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Ok! Ok! I admit it. I once had a one night stand with a belt sander. But I was drunk!

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STERN RULES!!! BABA BOOEY!!!!!!!


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STERN RULES!!! BABA BOOEY!!!!!!!

Hey now!

The axle grease bukkake is pretty stunning, but nothing tops the guy who "made it" with Airwolf in 1986!

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Oh no..I think I might have tendencies...

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