bwahahahah. so fake but so funny!

add: "in fact, I am impressed w/ your boldness" omfgbwhah

I always hope these good ones are real. But I just don't trust em, still funny though.

I dunno, that sounds pretty NE Portland to me! The food at McMenamins is bad enough that I'd believe it.

"At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost." Cmon, that NEEDS to be a song lyric.

Isn't that what Lemmy sung about when he said "You win some, lose some, it's all the same to me"?

You might THINK this is fake, but it is from Portland...and this story seems pretty realistic.

yea.... but the whole shpeal about his first lost gamble on his uncle's lap... c'mon.

and if he send a package of pepto he must know her address thus no need for another cl ad.


still made my morning..

It's better to have fart and lost....

Yeah, I don't really think it's real - I mean, who's named Tad!?!
Very funny though!

my friend just sent me this link to all teh best cl posts.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

We stayed at Mcmenamins for a work offsite. definitely not your usual hotel. There are no bathrooms in the rooms. they are down the hall. in my case, really far down the hall. I woke up at 3am having to piss really bad. The bathroom was too far away. I spotted a mason jar on the bedstand and figured that's why it was there. Since I don't have any experience pissing in a mason jar, I had no idea that it wouldn't hold all the pee. flipping pee out of mason jar out the window fast enough to resume catching the pee stream resulted in pee on the window, window sill, floor and me.

Cheers to McMenamins for all the great stories related to bodily functions!





ps: don't drink water out of the mason jars!

I think I'd have just pissed out the window.... of course that is with the power of hindsight. i probably would initially have gone with the jar.

Ha ha! That's a great story, K!
We've stayed at several of their hotels. I like what they've done with the buildings they've inhabited, and some of their beers are really good, but for the most part their food (and service) sucks. But they've got a lot of cool locations.

K, I had a similar experience in my old explorer at the drive thru at taco bell... bad news bears.

cutting off mid stream is the worst feeling ever... or even worrying about cutting the stream.


I sure am posing alot in this thread.... possibly there is something wrong w/ me.

A 40oz will work. I had to use one on a lacrosse trip up to Canada. Dumping it out while driving (I wasn't driving) down the freeway doesn't work so well - good thing it was the school's van.

one of the craziest trips I took:


85mph on the freeway

2am

Drunk to death

Texas


I was in the back (passenger) while my friend in passenger seat held the wheel. driver proceeded to stand up halfway out the window and piss directly out the window while moving. it was really amazing to see work out actually. didnt miss a beat, he had done it before

add: thinking back on this >> what a dangerous dumb thing to get involved with.. I guess we grow and learn. Im probably really fortunate to be around after all the wild shit we did.

I love the paintings on the walls at McMenamins. Kinda creepy cool. Wouldn't stay there though. On account of the bathroom situation.

A girl I knew told me a funny cheerleader piss tale: During a bus ride to a game one of her fellow cheerleaders had to go, so someone gave her a cup which she soon filled and emptied out the bus window; unfortunately, the girly behind her also had her window open and received a golden facial.

I was sure to be as far to the passenger side as possible!

loving all the portland discussion from two years ago, didn't know so many of you knew the place well. represent some sb at the next gh gathering (globby day saturday?)