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Wed May 27, 2009 5:35 pm
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"Yes that is an original MIB IKB Smogun figure and, yes, it gives me a boner too."

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Pedophiles have no shame.

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"could you watch this i have to pee before i head to the ranma 1/2 casting call, yes i am hoping to score the genma role how did you guess?"


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"I live in a plywood box, and I haven't been able to afford a new TV set since 1973, but check out those Bemons!"

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Do you think he plans on flipping that TV over one day and building a real Dempagon?

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I'm a little tea pot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout


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"Lord Bemon Say: Man who walk around with hand on crotch feel a little cocky."


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...and perhaps I can interest you in this wonderful hi-fi. I find the vibration against my soft taint simply orgasmic.


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I got Bemons over here, ::gesture:: and a super secret one hidden right here.. ::rubrub::

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"Behold! While a whip up one last surprise!!!"

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Slack wrote:
I'm a little tea pot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout


Slack! I nearly spit out my ice cream when I read that! :oops:
That is hilarious! :P


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"Please watch the following informational video about how you too can have a Bemon of your choosing for just the cost of fellatio"

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"When i got my cock stuck in that tv, i really did'nt think it would take 30 years to get it off"


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Yes, please do enjoy looking at toys you will never own, but please no, do not attempt to kick in family jewels to steal !


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"Yes, I do trades. I'll trade you my jock strap for a I FART A LOT slap. You want?"

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"I actually desinged the Gas Bawer after a birthmark on my ween"





I just wanted to use the word "ween" today.

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And now for the grand finale- watch as dong over here miraculously pops out from my sleeve and into my palm.


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Slack wrote:
I'm a little tea pot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout
Winner! :lol:


(Or perhaps I should say: "Weener"?)


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"This one's mine. And this one's mine. And THIS one's mine."
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'i just watch stephen segal cockpuncher on tv'


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"The things I did to obtain this collection..."

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"I am Great Pink Goddess of Kaiju!'
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" All these beautiful toys really get my manjuices flowing."

"Oh. OH! ...Please excuse me. I must go change my panda underoos."

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"one little chop and I can wear this cute little pink dress"


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