Ever wonder what your favorite 80's jams would sound like if they were written around the turn of the century, at the height of the ragtime piano era?

Wonder no more.

Come with me as I take you on a journey to a bygone era in an alternate universe-- where "Don't Stop Believin'" refers to the Wright Brothers' first flight and "Never Gonna Give You Up" is an ode to President Taft's epic moustache.