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Lalo
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| Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:35 am |
 
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missy
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Re: godzilla gets surprised I think its stupid.
1. Gigan is not a girl
2. Worst looking godzilla ever.
3. Dumb shirt.
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missy
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Re: godzilla gets surprised 4. Allusion to Gigan and Godzilla having sex is idiotic. 
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Re: godzilla gets surprised =) I'm not fond of it either, it reminds me of a shirt I saw a co worker wear once with a cow talking to a jug of milk saying "Milk, I am your father!" ala Star Wars...
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Re: godzilla gets surprised Let the haters hate. I laughed when I saw it. 
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missy
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Re: godzilla gets surprised Yeah, exactly! hahaha It pretty much reminds me of every dumb "clever" shirt that isn't really clever at all. 
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Cubensis
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Re: godzilla gets surprised Also, Godzilla is not mammalian, and I see nipples.
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Anti Social Andy
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blakewest
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Re: godzilla gets surprised I thought all monsters could interbreed so as to produce more awful combinations. Like snails and those fish that can change sex when they want to. An who says Gigan has to be a girl to get pregnant?
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resinate
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Re: godzilla gets surprised meh. but it's clear someone spent some time writing this description to go with it: Quote: I’ll never forget that day.
One minute I’m just rampaging, not a care in the world, and the next minute Ka-Lar the Grok-dan drops this bombshell on me. I was stunned. Of course, the Air Force was also literally dropping actual bombshells on me at the time. So probably it was the combination.
But yeah, it was a shock. It was like the bottom dropped out. Suddenly I knew how those commuters must have felt when I stomped open a crevasse in their HOV lane. It was like everything had turned upside-down. Like how everyone in that diner must have felt. You know, when I turned it upside-down.
I kind of couldn’t believe it. Pregnant? It was just that one time! Just one regrettable mistake. And now I was going to pay for it for the rest of my life. My lifespan, incidentally, has been prolonged by exposure to radiation. I might actually be immortal. So “the rest of my life” could be a long haul.
Who knew I was even reproductively compatible with a Grok-dan? I’d never even been a hundred per cent sure Ka-Lar was female, which is why I hadn’t told any of my friends about our hook-up. But they were sure going to find out now. I admit I was freaked out. I started looking for something good to smash. Like something with a historical marker on it.
But then I started thinking about it.
I started to imagine how different my life was going to be like in a year, or six months, or ten years, or however long a Grok-dan’s gestational period is. Down the line, I wasn’t just going to be Destructosaur, terrifying visitor from the deep. I was going to be “Daddy,” at least to one little monster. Or maybe eight little monsters. Or several hundred monster larvae. Or a toxic egg cluster. Or a sentient vapor. Mad science only knows what the heck Ka-Lar’s going to squeeze out, really.
Anyway, the more I pictured that, the more inclined I was to think maybe this wasn’t such bad news after all.
Yeah, that was the most important day of my life.
Well, actually it’s a tie: That day and the day the U.S. Navy’s secret undersea nuclear weapons testing program awakened me from a millennia-long slumber.
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Ultra999
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Re: godzilla gets surprised the backstory is quite funny. i wish the shirt design could have reflected that more. why are some people so grumpy today, anyway? 
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| Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:21 am |
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MicromanZone
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Re: godzilla gets surprised It’s a typical “witty” Threadless-esque shirt. Kind of cool, but the thought of wearing it makes me wretch.
Also, forget about everything but one thing: Godzilla nipples? Good effing lord!
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| Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:03 am |
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Re: godzilla gets surprised "Daddy says I was an accident" 
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Re: godzilla gets surprised I made it work. 
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MicromanZone
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Re: godzilla gets surprised Following JoeMan's lead I removed the $%@$!# nipples from Godzilla: 
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MicromanZone
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Re: godzilla gets surprised Here are your %@^!# nipples: 
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JoeMan
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Re: godzilla gets surprised MicromanZone wrote: Here are your %@^!# nipples:
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Re: godzilla gets surprised This one made me crack up!
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Re: godzilla gets surprised what makes this really dumb is that those monters don't even exist in real life...
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Re: godzilla gets surprised you gotta love this forum....
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Re: godzilla gets surprised gatchabert wrote: what makes this really dumb is that those monters don't even exist in real life... Additionally 1. Gigan can't talk 2. Gigan doesn't have a step sister 3. If it did, she wouldn't fit in that building! Thanks for bringing this all to light. It made me realize that now I have to throw away my son's Godzilla likes to Roar book. On page 13 it says that Anguirus and Godzilla eat coconuts when hungry. Everyone knows that coconuts wouldn't satisfy any monster's hunger! I can't have him reading that, he might actually believe it.
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Re: godzilla gets surprised YESSS. MicromanZone wrote: Here are your %@^!# nipples:
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Re: godzilla gets surprised marswillrule wrote: gatchabert wrote: what makes this really dumb is that those monters don't even exist in real life... Additionally 1. Gigan can't talk 2. Gigan doesn't have a step sister 3. If it did, she wouldn't fit in that building! Thanks for bringing this all to light. It made me realize that now I have to throw away my son's Godzilla likes to Roar book. On page 13 it says that Anguirus and Godzilla eat coconuts when hungry. Everyone knows that coconuts wouldn't satisfy any monster's hunger! I can't have him reading that, he might actually believe it. wait...they like coconuts?
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Re: godzilla gets surprised http://www.flickr.com/photos/godzilla_aka_gojira/3123514987/in/set-72157611466378482/Monsters having a picnic, how fucking stupid. Next thing you know you might see Minya (with nipples?) talking to a little boy in english.
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