HAHAHAHA...holy shit

I never fucking expected D.W. to show up

...looking to trade 1-off Nag for My Little Amidala...

That which is seen can never be unseen.

Worst of all, the unspoken truth that someone in this world has jerked it to nude Jar-Jar.

Now you can start to worry 'cause he's back!

I'm willing to try bleaching my eyeballs and frying my brainstem.

This is the funniest, creepiest thread I've ever read. I don't know whether to laugh or scrub myself with lye.

if you want the image to be even funnier

know that since that pic that antknee put up was taken, I've gained nearly 100 pounds, more acne, and a worse haircut

100% seriously got a fucking error message from an electronic bathroom scale a couple days ago

I think this might be what you are looking for

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How fuckin' wrong can you get ?!

This just gets better.

How about some fan fiction for ya, will that satiate those needs you have?
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4087603/1/Twist_of_Fate

*please note, I haven't read this so I take no responsibility for what is contained in that story

not that I expect you to believe me but I'm not going to read it either

^^^ whilst being Force-choked, no less!

true story, my cousin lives very close to Portman's mom's house. Supposedly her mom had some fan dude arrested because he was always stalking around the neighborhood and lurking about. I don't know how it was resolved but I told my cousin if they ever found his massive StarWars collection in the attic that he may be in trouble.

He's in the garage building the giant blister card that she will be sealed in, MIB FOREVER!

^ So like comicbook guy with a room full of mib celebs.

how is that possible?

hahahahaha holy fuck

I cut it myself back in September, nothing fancy, buzzed it all off, I just don't like the way it's growing in

better than it was back in '06 though:

can't wait

dude, you're awesome. even scarier than this girl

for my own future reference, which is scarier? the Cousin It above or this fresh-out-of-bed monstrosity from '09?

[quote="Gareth Infinity"]This might be weird but I am desperate. I was recently struck with an immense appreciation for the beautiful, talented Natalie Portman.

Talented,.... .......... hold on grabbing my side........


(just joking, I am in a mood ta-nite.......)

She was good in her rap vid on SNL, and I liked her in the Professional, but that was just a rad movie anyways.