A big fuck you to who ever broke my car window last night. You didn't even take anything! Assholes!

A HUGE FUCK YOU to my final jazz project partners. You two didn't do shit and I have to scrap up the presentation and outline a day before the due date so I can save my ass.

I'm going to tell you guys that I didn't do anything either, and that you shouldn't come to class. I'll come to class, present, and request to the professor that you guys get fucking F's. You guys are nothing but a bunch of fuck ups.

thats fucked up Lawrence.

id rat their asses out too. they're only trying to piggy back off of your intellect.

GIVE THEM HELL!

Dear cro*****,

I don't give a flying fuck if you own lame Medicom Japan. You suck on YJA. Every fucking time I put in a bid for something (rarely these days) you have to come in and blow up the auction with your large bank account. It could be a pair of socks, and no sooner than I bid, you're there bidding right afterwards. Are you my shadow? Seriously go take your big ass bank account and hire someone to fill your kaiju needs by combing Mandarake. You live in Japan, you have connections... You suck. Losing to you by 100 yen is like getting kicked in the head with an iron boot.

FYVM
Me

Same goes to the USPS. Three misrouted packages in one week? Are you fucking serious? I know it's the holidays but come on.

might as well throw Royal Air Mail onto this steaming pile.

i realize the holidays are upon, but shit, i get stuff from japan faster.

no new update on my toy since 11/27 where it maybe left for America.

Seconded! Currently waiting on some print from Scotland! Dude put it on a Special Delivery service that's GUARANTEED next day before noon . . . I'm on day 3 and still waiting for any sign.

Website tells me it's 'Progressing through the system' . . . no shit Sherlock!

My girlfriend paid for guaranteed overnight shipping to send a care package to a friend of hers who was going through a hard time. This was USPS. Two weeks later it showed up. Pretty much any method of shipping can suck my balls. Specially when I'm not home to accept the package, and it ends up at the post office from hell.

Are you in N. Philly?

That is HELL

meh! not so bad..

BMX crew = hood pass

This F U is for my friend Matt. Matt is a super dog lover. He and his lovely wife Cheryl just scored an American Terrier (female) from a rescue effort.

I just saw this update from him on FB...i feel so bad for him.

"WE are CRUSHED....Took the new dog in for her shots,etc only to find out she had a microchip and the owner wanted her back. So we had to surrender her. Funny how you can fall in love in under 24 hours.God Fucking Damn it."

thats so fucked if you ask me. the new addition to their family was gelling nicely with their other dog.

to my mother in law sitting right next to me on the couch. Close your fucking mouth when you eat and don't talk with your fat face full!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and quit your fucking slupring!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh

Fucking winter solstice needs to make sure it happens on December 12, 2010 at 11:38pm. And then there is the eclipse. No nonsense. Just longer days. No crazy “This is an eclipse on the solstice so crazy shit.” will happen shit.

Sick of days getting dark at 4:30pm.

Im with Jack, FUCK WINTER, FUCK the USPS for sending my toys to Massachusetts, and FUCK the American Peso - 81 yen to the dollar... smh

South Philly.
We suck, but at least we don't have the Kensington Strangler.

If I hear that stupid Vampire Weekend song from the Honda commercial or that other horrific band Pomplamoose in the Hyundai commercial again, I will personally go out and assassinate the bands and the marketing executives from both companies that put them to the commercials. I don't even watch TV but everywhere I turn I hear it. It's driving me fucking bananas, and not in a good way.

YES to the Pomplamoose part! I have Tivo and can't fast forward fast enough when that shit commercial comes on.

In addition...Fuck You inlaws! GO HOME!!!!!

Giant FUCK YOU to the dude I work with who plays this fuckin piece of shit radio station that plays the same fuckin set of songs 3 times within 8hrs everyday and they're all garbage!!! Fuck you to Pink, lady gaga, and that fuckin lame ass "hey there Delila" song. Bigger fuckyou to Katy Perry and the biggest fuck you to Alanis Morissette's "isnt it ironic" being played everyday like it just fuckin came out. All on blast like dude's jammin to some deathmetal. Shit is drivin me fuckin nuts!!!!

You need to consult your inner rage and just grab his radio and smash it into a million pieces against a wall. Or go covert, stay after work. and just cut some wires so it will never work again

Fuck you flu! Let go of me! I don't want to be sick on New Year's!

+1

i just got a flu shot today. i know i'm going to wake up with an unmoveable arm.