I'm sick and drowsy and posted something dumb on a whim, nevermind me

after touring the world for 2 years and paying rent on an apartment i didnt live in, i now live with my parents because im broke.

I have considered cutting holes in a sheet to make a ghost costume to scare away prospective buyers of my parent's house.

I am considering pulling out of this hobby altogether out of the sheer ridiculousness it is causing me, when we all know it should only be about toys and fun.

This highest paid people I work with are also the ones who do the least amount of work (and I am not referring at all to the whole management stucture/different work thing) - I just mean nothing.

In conjunction with the above, I am amazed at how what should be the smartest/most qualified people, can be so utterly inept and simple, yet some people slide through life with ease [and even accolades] as though they excrete a permanent coating of 5W30.

I am about as big a misanthrope as you will find, but I am sure tired of just my own company most days.

Is this the F*uck You thread in disguise again?

Yeah I'm confused. I expected this to be about surviving anvil crushings and being told you couldn't have soup by a fascist.

speaking of food these pretzels are making me thirsty...

I saw a crack head the other day standing alone on the sidewalk with a gallon of milk just throwin it back like it was water that she just found and she was stuck in the sahara.

and a few months before that... I saw a morbidly obese man who was confided to a wheel chair doing the same thing with a two liter of soda. though he was double handing it, and the crack head was using one hand while the other was shot back behind her all rigid.

kinda cartoonish I guess...
made me say america, fuck yeah.

yeah this was a dumb thread idea I posted this when I was pulling an all-nighter doing computer work and feeling kind of ill

I'll fix it

to what?

I just ate two pounds of chinese food, and now I'm going to take a massive shit!!

how do i ignore that... take a magazine

Who steals massive shits? That's just gross.

Nothing like the hum of a exaust fan and good reading material, now that makes me a happy man!!

yer right!! instead I gave it all it could handle!!

who said anything about stealing shits

Stone was going to " take a massive shit" but instead he just .... nevermind...

I just think it's funny when people say " take a piss " or " take a shit "

I'm laughing so hard right now!!

I needed this!!

Nothing like a good bowel movement and a good laugh. Oh man.

This thread has gotten more entertaining since we were supposed to ignore it. Made me chuckle.
More entertaining than the crappy UFC 144 Prelims on FX. But, I guess that isn't saying much.

and im an idiot for not catching that after reading it four times... dumb