I was bored so I spent two days convincing people that I first of all wanted to buy GIANT PEZ and secondly that it actually exists.
While most people were quick to point out I was a nutter over 100 people quickly rallied to my side and said that you can actually buy Giant Pez EVERYWHERE IN AMERICA.
EEEEEVVVEEERRRYYYYYHHHEEERRREEEE.
Even after I said it doesn't exist, because they are all so much smarter then me they still insist you can buy it in refill packs, it goes in the gant dispensers and some of them are even going to prove it to me by sending me some!(Giant pez takes reg pez...just whole packs X10)

My daughter told me about the April Fools' she played on her boyfriend. She told him she was pregnant. She started cracking up retelling me the story. My reaction was: Thank you for telling me you are having sex

Wo.....did you say that to her!
I would have been all "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME CHILD OF MINE!!!! Where's my shovel I'm going to chop up some boy's pecker."

Giant Pez DO exist...

Yes they do like 3 feet tall...

Was that you this past halloween????

Maybe it was you she was pranking...

^^^ Good point!
I read this this morning and why it's still bothering me I'll never know. Google your pranks!
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=bl_sr_groce ... iant%20Pez

i think hes talking about the actual candy being giant.

those giant dispensers just dispense whole packs of normal sized pez.


now giant smarties....

How right you are! My apologies to the prankster.

I'm put in the mind of these guys...

...although I don't remember the variation from my youth as being chewy.

yeah, chewy sweet tarts are good, but i have to stick to the original




love these, i buy them by the box on amazon

Those are kind of what I was talking about -- although I was unable to find a picture, when I was a kid you could buy GIANT crunchy sweetarts in two-packs. Never tried the chewy variation.

Oh yeah.....the dispensers exist. They take full Pez packs.
This is important, sorry it's so long.
As a follow up... this totally backfired because I did it on a forum starting on Sat here through Sun (our April Fools) and on my fb page and I got about 100 messages from people on fb supporting me saying they DO exist.....but they don't see and when I said they don't all these people abused the hell out of me because they believe they do and told me what a stupid arsehole I am because I'm so stupid right...because they totally exist because they've seen them...but they don't.

So I said on FB how I love all these stupid Americans who believe in things that don't exist and then tell me how they're SOOOOOO much smarter than me.
Big Mistake.
So a bunch of people got offended because apparently I was saying that ALL Americans are stupid and not just the people who abused the hell out of me. (Everyone who abused me was American so what the fuck did they want me to say? If they were Australian or Japanese I would have said they were stupid Australians or Japanese guys! It was just bad phrasing.)
And when I say "Got offended" I mean "came to my company page and called me a "C*nt" and a "Mental deficient" and then used a catch phrase that a group of guys who are constantly attacking me on the internet use to try to fire me up which proves it was all a staged attack.

So now I'm just purging my entire fb account and going back to the old days where the only people on it were people into my toys, designers or people who actually talk to me instead of having all these people who who have it in for me who were waiting for me to screw up so they could get their hate squad together because thats what happened today.

I have a huge tumour in my eye pushing into my brain which I'm thinking has been the cause of all my craziness over the last three weeks.

Of course I took it all down because I'm not thinking straight...I know it, I wasn't trying to "hide anything" because like I said, most of the comments were in messages. I'll have to apologise for it publicly but fuck those people, the ringleader is a guy who has been smack talking Smash Tokyo for 3 years so it's not like I'm surprised...it's just an opportunity.
I'll apologise to Sbrainers though...I'm a bit out of whack right now. It was lame, I don't know why I did it...it didn't really work and worse there's no connection in my head to doing it.
If you follow me on FB you'd know I'm a fairly harmless comedian so getting a shitload of people suddenly defriending me and calling me the c-word was pretty much a shock but like I said a bunch of those people were all a group of customising KR losers who've been attacking STT for years and they've finally struck and had about as much impact on me as a wet noodle. They will persist though.

So I apologise again, it was just infantile and got blown out of proportion. The tumour, while operable would probably kill me if they do operate but apparently it's safe to leave it but my behaviour has been whacky and I had severe memory loss three weeks ago so yeah, sorry. Memory is good this week! I'll put up a pic of my skull soon...it's really bloody interesting.

Also...after all this...I'm going to go buy this and come to SDCC next year.