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SKINNER
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 Introducing...Blart Simpson!   I watched in a paralyzed state as he came closer...who was this strange little imp-man with his twisted up back and shaggy rag clothes? He approached me but stopped just short of the doorway between our two worlds. I watched him reach one of his straggly little arms behind his bent back and produce an ugly little toy! He passed the strange figure through through the dimensional door and into my hands. I looked down and in my hand was this BLART SIMPSON! I asked the strange mystery man, "What in god's name is this wretched horror," to which he croaked, "Blart is number one top TV boy on cartoon screen! Eat more shorts he say always and more about the cow and always Blart does drive Home-dad so lunacy! Always shake a neck! Bootleg Blart 5 of MoxIco world. I buy and you give me weed from Earth town." Holy shit! I think the dude just asked me to trade him some weed for some Blart toys! Well who wouldn't want a trippy-ass bootleg netherworld Bart Simpson toy!? So I made the deal and am proud to introduce to you these 5 Mutant Blarts made of Japanese Vinyl! 7 inches tall and ugly as hell! This is a collaboration with Mikee Riggs aka Coma21. Scoop up the most horrible being in un-existence for only a $100 on my shopify at http://the-art-of-skinner.myshopify.com/collections/toys/products/blart-simpson-figure-available-feb-1st-at-noonCurious about this little tale? Want to know more about this two dimensional door and the strange imp who manifested only long enough to give me the Blart toy? Well click here to read the whole story here on my blog http://www.theartofskinner.com/blog/
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pyroatheart1.3
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Re: Introducing...Blart Simpson! Gotta love skinner!!!
These came out awesome!!!!!
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opportunitylol
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Re: Introducing...Blart Simpson! <3 the header
wish I could click buy now but
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Grizlli
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Re: Introducing...Blart Simpson! Ha awesome.
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yetiman2196
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Re: Introducing...Blart Simpson! your dad wants to choke you 
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stolleboy
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Re: Introducing...Blart Simpson! Haha! Very cool. Great combo!
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spork151
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Location: Cleveland, OH
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Re: Introducing...Blart Simpson!  So much want! That would look great with the rest of my Simpsons stuff... Well I know what I'll be (trying) to do on Friday!
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Realdeaocho
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Re: Introducing...Blart Simpson! Generally like Skinners Stuff, not really feeling this at first, but if I look at it as a Simpsons riff rather than a Skinner piece it grows on you.
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Dj Will Ross
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Re: Introducing...Blart Simpson! Illin'.
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nefasth
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Re: Introducing...Blart Simpson! I'm not sold on this.
The header is great.
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Re: Introducing...Blart Simpson! Amazing!!
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I Am The Fourth
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Re: Introducing...Blart Simpson! One of the most wackiest and sickest customs of the year! Skinner, you unlocked the mutant beast that was hidden within this toy! SO GOOD!
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coma21
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Re: Introducing...Blart Simpson! Glad to see you guys are diggin the run Skinner killed it on these and i was so glad we could do this collab 
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gatiio
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Re: Introducing...Blart Simpson! Thats a really nice paint app. The little guy on his neck looks kinda baby-jesus-like, neat.
Good luck on the sale.
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palepoli
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Re: Introducing...Blart Simpson! Looks like a King Cake baby around the neck to me...Now I want some King Cake 
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gatiio
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Re: Introducing...Blart Simpson! King cake baby is a baby jesus too, no?
hahaha, either way, now I want some king cake too. rats.
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psilo110
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Re: Introducing...Blart Simpson! my dad just wants to watch football on my tv. also, these are great.
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Anti Social Andy
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Re: Introducing...Blart Simpson! YIKES!
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Darky
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Re: Introducing...Blart Simpson! Scary Andy wrote: YIKES! +1
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Slack
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Re: Introducing...Blart Simpson! it's official, Skullbrain is the new Kidrobot.
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Re: Introducing...Blart Simpson! cool custom for these
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coma21
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Re: Introducing...Blart Simpson! BleedingEdges wrote: cool custom for these Thanks Duder So stoked Skinner did these
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gforce
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Re: Introducing...Blart Simpson! Reminds me a lil of Dehara, minus the interesting social commentary angle and blood. Oh and massive penis.
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mz
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Re: Introducing...Blart Simpson! gforce wrote: Reminds me a lil of Dehara, minus the interesting social commentary angle and blood. Oh and massive penis. I thought it was Dehara...but then, no cock.
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thisishorrible wrote: I cant stop playing with these.
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Re: Introducing...Blart Simpson!
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