That's a poor way to ship a work of art man... File a claim.

I'd be outraged!

I noticed Vistaprint ship their banners with this big fucking sticker on them to keep them closed in the tube and the only way to get the thing off is to cut it off with a box cutter as it's thick as shit.
It's like they deliberately put it on to ruin the banner. I've had to cut the bottom off every banner I've bought from them because of this big sticker on the back/bottom but when you complain you just get automated shit back that doesn't even address the complaint.

FUCK YOU
USPS
For being the douchebag monopoly that you are, ripe with unskilled union labor who all have overwhelming senses of entitlement... You're website has been down for over 24 hours now because of your (again) rate hike and inability to put these changes in place online without affecting the overall site.
I hope you die a horrible death like that of the recording industry and the DIVX. And that all of your employees starve to death on the streets. I hate you all

+1 fuck you to usps

apparently the 65¢ delivery confirmation option is now gone, replaced with a shiny new turd called usps tracking for 90¢...
and fix the fucking automated kiosk, for the fucking love of god! i have more than two brain cells, so don't make me stand
in line, feeling myself getting stoopider, just to mail a domestic package.

I haven't had a big fuck you shout out in awhile so today I have two:

First a big fuck you to the lazy ass faculty at my college. Assigning all homework online and barely teaching lessons so students have no clue what is going on is not teaching. Do your fucking job. Don't assume every student in your class was some advanced math/ science wiz and knows all the material. I'm paying you to teach me, not go to some DIY school.

Second: No matter how many fucking times I say it in my emails my buying agent still does not get what "bid at the last possible minute" means. This does not mean place my bid 3 days beforehand on YJA so I can watch myself get outbid. Bidding and winning for a decent price is a lot like bluffing in poker. You can't show your hand too early. I need a new service with a decent rate (at least 86 yen per dollar) and charges no more and 10% of the final amount + $5 BUT they have to let me do all my own bidding in real time. Anyone know one? First n00b that says Celga gold goes on my ignore list.

I know of some other services that might be an improvement, but unfortunately the rates change and I am not sure if they are up to date or not with the exchange rate, so I will look in to it and PM you to let you know. Suffice it to say I have not found anything that is ideal and pretty reasonable though. They know they have us over a barrel when it comes to YJA. Bidding is an art, and I have definitely been screwed out of [grails] toys by having to use a service.

Yeah my main gripe is WHEN they bid. Putting in a bid 2-3 days before it ends is absolutely unacceptable. Hell bidding anytime before the last few minutes is dumb. I keep telling them not to do it and yet they continue after telling me they won't.

Bonus fuck you to my real father who suddenly thinks entering my life after 40 years of barely any contact begins with leaving 4 voicemail hang ups. Yeah not going to happen especially when I'm cramming my brain with physics and watching the Bruins.

Fuck you glasses for breaking on me. Don't you know I need you to see?

Pfft, vision is soooooooo over rated

Fuck you flooding.
Living ten mins from work then sitting in car 3hrs and having cops redirect me in circles ten blocks from the place for hours sucks mondo goats balls.
Then having to wait in same traffic jams for 2hrs to get home was shithouse.

Fuck You Time Management! I would like my post average to be one every six hours, 24 hours a day for at least seven years! Maybe then I can feel like I've done something significant before I pass on. Oh' the days are just to short.

Sorry to hear that Matt. You guys have been hit a lot this year it seems.

This was just two days ago, outside my office. Which is weird, because you can see it is on a mountain (hill).




And in case you were wondering what a university education gets you these days, it is this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NJG3A5FXO0o&noredirect=1

^^^ Not sure who was more idiotic in that situation. Emo girl trying to cross rapid flood waters going downhill, or Emo guy filming saying: "Someone should probably go save her?!" No shit, but you obviously are too busy filming.

So did she end up ok or drowned?

The obvious answer is both; I fear for the future. If there is anything I can't stand, it is the "Someone should ________." You are someone. As far as I know she was just fine (if wet), but one can only hope she at least came away from it with a life lesson.

Man I'm having fuck you moments times the power of 10 this week! Today being my only day off, I planned to get ahead on physics homework, which is impossible for my brain to wrap around since I haven't had trigonometry EVER. My school is basically teach yourself style. Well most teachers now do online homework, except today the pearson program crashed right in the middle of me doing it. Froze for most of the afternoon and I got error messages all around. So fuck you online homework, so much for staying on top. So frustrated I blew of the lab formal report I need to do..

Next I tried to do laundry (being my only day off) but ran out of quarters (well I thought I had more but my g/f had used some). OK it's single digits here in Buffalo guess I have to get in the car to go to the bank, oh wait what's that all over my car? Looks like someone hit it with a paint gun?! Nope a crow roost from this morning decided to pretty much dump the entire flocks collective shitload onto my car. So much so I can barely even see out of the window. Seriously if I lived out in the sticks I'd borrow a rifle and kill the entire flock, murder of, whatever you want to call them. Pro environment or not.....

So I take my car to the local automated carwash. Now mind you I have not owned a car since 1994 so I've NEVER been through an automated carwash. I get there and as I'm lifted onto the track the guy screams take your foot off your break. No warning about "Hey BTW n00b you might want to put that car in neutral!" I think everyone reading this can see where this is going? So about the time I rammed into the car ahead of me I was busy fussing with my windshield wiper blades trying to see in front of me. Fortunately he did not even seem to care as we got out and the "wiper guys" said no worries. No damage to either car. Phew. Oh but wait.....

I look at my car and the shit is still on there. So much so that it looks like the power wash did nothing. The episode of Seinfeld with the car smell came to mind. WTF?! So I get back in line (this is a very busy Delta Sonic) and they say go through again. Again no warning about the neutral thing (my g/f claims it's common sense but how am I supposed to know), so I brake all the way through the tracking. Get out and it's only slightly better. By now steam is coming out of my ears. Just what I wanted to be doing today, grabbing napkins in my car going to every piece of bird shit and wiping it off by hand in 9 degree weather with 40 mph winds.

So fuck you crows, next time this happens prepare to experience the cruelest most agonizing death I can think of....

Asprins....

Lixx, your whole day WAS an episode of Seinfeld. Sorry to hear that.

Did you get soup at least?

I've had days like that, by the end you just sit there in the defecatory position hands on your lap, palms facing up saying: "Really, man. Really?"

Seriously Lixx... when don't you have fuck you moments times 10

You forgot Yore

says the man guilty of splitting infinitives

Fuck you to the Buffalo cop who issued me a 'expired inspection sticker' ticket! Don't you have better fucking things to do that trying to extort money from citizens? The car I drive is registered and insured in NJ, in fact I'm just listed as a driver on it. Buffalo or NY state for that matter has no jurisdiction over NJ inspection! Do they really expect me to drive 8 hrs to get my car inspected? I had actually called NJ DMV this fall (inspection expired in 12/12) and was told that as long as the car was out of state I did not have to worry about it, but once I'm back in NJ I need to get it inspected.

Silver lining is I guess it's a good thing I wasn't around or I'd be in jail for mouthing off to the dumb ass cop. I hate cops.

Fuck the ONE person who outbids me in auctions. It is one thing when the price goes way over what I wanted to spend, but it stings a lot worse when only 1 person outbids and I see the item end for just over what I would have paid, knowing I have a single entity to blame.

F**K you who ever outbid me on ebay for the SSSS Orange Standard and mini hedoran! I have been waiting for those puppies and you snaked them!!!
Gggggaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

assholes that post shit on ebay with Paul Kaiju tags even though the vinyl has NOTHING to do with him! I love wasting my time giving them fucked up offers. makes me believe in karma

Why must it pour when it rains? I'm so sick of it.