Alice.

It's sourced from the internet, either copypasta or 4chan.

I slightly miss alice. We've exchanged a couple emails after his banning and his persona seemed totally different. But that isn't abnormal for someone who's bat-shit crazy.

Yep, copypasta from the internet, born on 4 chan I believe.

Reading it, then realizing it was you was the greatest part about it!

You lika de copy de pasta eh?

Huhu, I think you'll like the pirate version of it :

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

Oh and by the way, it's "Omelette au fromage"

if things pan out theres going to be an event in april that will produce the largest wave of hate and basement suicides in the history of skull brain. can not wait.

Don't hype the hate . . . that's my job!

"MOM!!!
I know!!!
I'll be up in a minute... I'M DOING SOMETHING!!!"

Okay, one more quick check of American Idols... wait, Kozik is doing... with...?!?!?!
WHAT!!! THE!!! FUCK!!!!!
That's it, I'm done- DONE!!!
CLICKBANGSLICEHANGINJECT, etc.

You heard the man- DROVES of us loser sb nimrods will be affected...

Delightful ! I hear they will be "über-rare"...

And Mr Kozik i believe you are confusing a few people pulling your leg and poking fun for a wave of seething hatred. This is Skullbrain after all and you know what's up with that. You look like a big bad dude with them chigarettes and muscle cars and grunge credentials, i'm sure you could just get over it.

Unless it's all a semi-sly ploy to spread hype over multiple threads ?

p.s. apart from a few ancient, fossilized beefs, I am blessedly beef-free on this board at the moment and the above comment about Mr Kozik's "délire de persécution" is just an emotionless observation and not meant to initiate any kind of "beefing".

wait..what happenned to the gig at taco bell?

There are Taco Bells in the UK??

Shocking, isn't it? There are actually three outlets in the UK. They were recently reported for having 10% horsemeat in some testing, which already puts them ahead of meat content of their American counterparts.

Horsemeat scandal: Taco Bell withdraws UK beef products

Actually, this is the perfect post for this thread.

Uncanny! I think Coop trotted out that same line a couple of years ago . . . pillow talk?

Anyways, how about saving time, hassle and grief and just selling 'em unpainted?

My next band name.

That's right, come April I will be at TAG with MVH, Elegab, Muntiki, and Kenth. You guys who can't attend and get first dibs are going to pulling that trigger in anguish thinking of all the cool stuff you'll miss

i read "kenth" as "kenneth" and immediately thought of this guy:


god, how i hate that guy...

If it's a Labbit with a nag head and zag legs I'll buy it Frank...you know I love your shit.

God I love you

Very common reason to start a thread here on the Drain lately.

So glad to have you back in the midst. Somebody make Scott an admin NOW!! also Andy. please and thank you please.

1. Kroker
2.

Scott, this is better than Krotch Rot (whatever happened to that section anyway?) ever was. Again, thank you!

lists are dumb. fact.
me as a mod. smart.



pogue created krotch rot.
i started this thread.
i am better than pogue.
facts.

more facts & words of wisdom...
i still don't like customs.
pk started customizing toys so good things come from it.
carry on customizers.
vegan cheese sucks.
death metal is better than doom.
death metal with some doom thrown in is pretty sick.
carl has more toys in storage than any of you will ever have.
mike vick is still a piece of garbage.
aaron g has the hardest first tattoo ever.
scary andy is cool.
kk andy is a douche.
Nails - Abandon All Life is the record of the year.
Joey Wu is making some cool shit.
Timeless Coffee in Oakland is what's up.
My dogs are cooler than your dogs. (but if you were to say your dogs were cooler I wouldn't argue because all dogs fucking rule).
I generally take two number twos in the morning before work.
Save a tree.
Eat a Beaver.
Go hug someone.
It's good for you.
Soy Beef > Toy Beef.