Halloween is done
Christmas; not yet here
Skullbrain is the only fun
that I have left this year!

please post some funny thoughts
to get me through the day
my work is nowhere close to done
and that is not ok.

So listen girls and boys
please post some of your toys
fighting things in wrestling rings
and bagmen bring me joy

Tell me things about your day
It's hours til I'm home
If you have nothing good to say,
then just add to my poem.

i havent worked in 14 days
its been a lot of fun,
but only two more days to go
until vacations done.

Cleaning is not much fun.
I would rather be hiking in the sun,
but my DETOLFs must be built!
To keep my lovely ZAGs from collecting silt!

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the Tokyo streets at dawn looking for a vinyl fix

howl

Oh Missy, that was cute.


A place to work was an important affair,

Little did I know of the truth,

Although the floor flooding was my true concern,

The city demands it be re-roofed,

vinylheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the
starry skullwing on the messageboard of night,
who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up searching in the
supernatural darkness of yja floating across the tops of
cities contemplating bankruptcy,

There are no fires to put out
no CPR need be done
I guess I could go exercise
but I rather be on SkullBrain than run

I sit and wait and wonder...
open a spreadsheet, make some calls...
I'd run screaming and naked from here
if I had slightly larger balls.

So I sit and wait and wonder...
Where's the news from Tokyo? From Hong Kong?
The anticipation's killing me...
Gotta have that Eye Scream Garamon....

milk, milk

lemonade....

hundreds of mouse clicks
just to get my vinyl fix
why do I need another toy?
i'm already a grown boy
cruisin' the board
now i'm never bored
yes, I just bought a cocky!
that's cool he looks just like rocky
now i got to empty the last coins out of my old socky
we are suseptable to the marketing tools
we even buy overpriced apples like some april fools
hopefully collectors burnout won't be common
I still don't mind the salty taste of ramen
All the money i spent i could have bought a rocket to venus
Oh well, as long as i still have big penis!

Hahahah!!!! Those are great!

I was reading my email and the bizarre content inspired me to write this poem:

A note from Kovel’s
On M5 Coke bottles
Reminds me of Warhol’s joke:
“Even the rich can’t buy a better Coke”.

And is the offer to buy tickets
To the My Little Pony Show
Related to buying a giant Snorse
With free shipping from Toy Tokyo?

Mad will be at Rotofugi tonight
Showing paintings he made with Krylon
And subscribing to McSweeney’s gives a chance to win
A pair of Miranda July’s green nylons!

And Le Dernier Cri opens a show of
Smittekilde in Marseille, France
I wonder if Miranda wore those nylons
Underneath her pants?

Its 4:45 my day's almost done!
I don't need to talk to these fuckers!
I have 2 full days of nothing but fun
Still 3 hours to go, West Coast suckers!

Walk and touch Kaiju every moment.
Walk and touch Neo Kaiju every moment.
Each step brings a fresh release.
Each step makes a limited run.
Kiss the Vinyl with your faith.
Bring the Vinyl your love and happiness.
The Vinyl will be safe
when we feel safe in ourselves.