
Re: Toy Tales of Skullbrain
Quentor... That is one clusterfuck of a story.
But at least you got your exclusive and a full-frontal bemon, right?
Back when I was little I would always ask for the "boy toy" from McDonald's when they would do that gender split bullshit. Back then I hated pink, dolls, etc, and had an obsession with toy cars and Duplo blocks... So boy toy it was.
Well, sometimes the McDonald's would be out of boy toys and throw a girl toy in there without telling us. I'd be disappointed as all hell when I would dig through my Happy Meal and pull out a Barbie.
My mom, being the awesomely dysfunctional woman she is, would remedy that disappointment by placing the Barbie under the wheel of our car when we got home, and back over it while I screamed with glee.
Mom raised me right.