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Kaiju lovers' song renditions
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Michael Beverage
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Joined: Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:36 pm
Posts: 916
Location: The Dirty South
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 Kaiju lovers' song renditions I like to rework song lyrics, usually with dirty and/or potty humor related themes, but I thought it would be fun to do with your beloved Japanese toys. Just some Sunday afternoon stupidity for you all to enjoy. Chocolate Bemon (with apologies to Tom Waits)
Don’t go to church on Sunday
Don’t get on my knees to pray
Don’t memorize the books of the Bible
I got my own special way
But I know my Bemon loves me
Maybe just a little bit more…
I fall on my knees every Sunday
At the kaiju candy store
Well it’s got to be a chocolate Bemon
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Bemon
Keep me satisfied
Well I don’t want no goddamn d*nny
Or no gaijinfubi toy
There ain’t nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well it’s the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate Bemon
Can satisfy my soul
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toothaction
Team Tsubu
Joined: Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:25 pm
Posts: 7381
Location: Detroit
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Re: Kaiju lovers' song renditions I don't have my own tune at the ready, but do you take requests? The Anraku Has Been Drinking (Not Me) 
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| Sun Oct 18, 2015 11:21 am |
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Michael Beverage
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Location: The Dirty South
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Re: Kaiju lovers' song renditions No problem, D! Let me quaff a few adult beverages to get the creative juices flowing again. 
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WTB: Anraku Blue Cambodia, Longneck Death Menargos!
WANTS: http://skullbrain.org/bb/viewtopic.php?f=26&t=48798
Your first love and your last love is toy love.
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