you know, like cryptozoology, UFOs, philadelphia experiment/montauk project, conspiracy theories, secret societies, Atlantis, Nikola Tesla, Knight Templars/Holy Grail conspiracy, reptoids/nephilim, etc etc etc.

I want to talk about weird stuff and get book recommendations and whatnot. anyone, anyone?

I thought you'd seen a copy of EsoTerra, am I wrong?

WRONG! I had mentioned to you that I occasionally read Morbid Curiosity, which I believe you have contributed to, but no Esoterra

I presume you listen to Art Bell... (My only recommendation)

no I don't. I'm really not up on the AM talk radio scene. I wouldn't even know how to find his show here in Philly.

I've always been fascinated by cryptozoology... I think that's part of the appeal of kaiju-esque figures to me.

awesome! thanks. now I just have to stay up all night and listen haha.

all those are real, but the Moon Nazis control it all.

They don't control me - I wear an aluminum foil beanie!

Do the moon Nazis know about the reptilian humanoids? Queen Elizabeth wears long dresses to hide her tail y'know.

yeah, David Icke is exactly the kind of stuff I'm talking about. I really need to plop down the dough and read some of his books because he seems like a total nutjob and I love it.

There are some great videos of him on You Tube. He goes on for hours and it makes no sense at all. It's great.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riley_Martin

i had a fluid mechanics professor who said that the military must always use the two man rule for turning valves because in college, drug cartels may be brainwashing us.

he also always kept a fat stack of papers in his shirt pocket... it was rumored that it contained his passport and other documents in case he had to flee the country on a moment's notice. he also had no computer, transported his paperwork via a garbagebag, and had newpaper clippings on strange conspiracy stuff posted outside his office... which were so old they were all yellowed.

I always knew too much tv would rot your brain when people got older.

Want to mess with your head? read Communion by Whitley Strieber. It took me forever to finish it as it disturbed me so much that I would need long breaks from it, never read such detail regarding alien encounters. There is a movie for it too with Walken but its not nearly what the book is.

I love Riley Martin.

haha we had a local cryptid around here a few months ago that was sighted a few times.

it was in Yardley, PA so they called it the Yardley Yeti. it was on the news on the segment that the "wacky weekend" guy, Don Polec, does where he normally goes to like local yard sales and stupid crap. but he apparently had a personal sighting so this hit close to home.

I seriously think it was just a dog with a bad case of the mange.

Loren Coleman's Mysterious America is a must-read, if you haven't already.

Also, Milton William Cooper's Behold a Pale Horse is the rosetta stone of all conspiracy stuff, if you can find it.

"We're all going to Hell in a hand-basket ... "

I gave away three copies of Behold a Pale Horse for X-Mas last year.

Milton William Cooper?I thought it was just William Cooper?Anyway,that book is great(behold a pale horse), I have had my copy since my sophmore year in highschool, its in my truck right now.

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Insist that your e mail address is: Xena-Warrior-Princess@Uwillnotwin.com ....or Elvis-the-King@iseedeadpeople.com

4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

5) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

6) Pretend an unnatural fear of staplers.

7) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

In the memo field of all your checks, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS".

9) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

10) Don't use any punctuation

11) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

12) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

13) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

14) Sing along at the opera.

15) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

16) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

17) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

18) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

19) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream"I Won!", "I Won!" 3rd time this week!!!"

20) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

21) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

22) Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you or have asked you not to send them stuff like this.

23) Just remember every day that George Bush is president.