Fuck You Fuck You Thread

That's interesting, but I wonder if it would be hard to keep clean since the solids will adhere to the dry shelf.

 

The "shelf" ( , "Nice display!") style toilets have been around for as long as I can remember, not really aware of any current trend towards those. But that probably just goes to show what an ignoramus I am when it comes to sanitary innovation.

EDIT:

They're actually built so that you still, err, "shit in a puddle", for lack of more elegant wording.

 

Well if folks are similar with technique, and based on a few years of personal experience cleaning a movie theater, the wastes will mostly be found on the rim and all over the floors thus leaving the bowel clean and tidy!

 

looking up how they were suppose to work made me wonder why they laughed at sylvester for not knowing lol. like their idea was that you take 2 shells to scoop it out... and 1 to wipe... that seems worse then using toilet paper lol

 

My understanding was that the "shelf" serves as a viewing platform to make sure everything looks good. I believe German engineering figured out the issue of residuals but don't quote me on that.
This has devolved into a pretty shitty conversation.

 

This thread has taken a strange and fortuitous turn....akin to the serpentine coils of excreta that accumulate within and amongst our respective lavoratories!

Carry on! Bravo! Carry on!

 

dang'it pictures not working... what are we talking about.... having a hard time picturing a shit shelf

 

No guys noooooooooo

 

Yesterday, at work. There was a big chunk of poop stuck to the stall wall.
Some dude must have had a rock slide whilst wiping his ass.
I’m talking a doughnut Hole size piece of shit.

Gnarly

 

A big fat no thanks to those shit shelves!

 

im actually not that upset, im...... disappointed. two of the guys at work have been gone for almost two weeks combined. one had an accident one took a vacation, that dont bother me none, what bugs me is that in that time i have picked up everyone elses work and not so much as a “thank you” was thrown my way. i work with three other grown men that have problems with communication. my problem lies in the fact thaf accident boy came back and my boss is all instagram comments here, phone calls there, text messages everywhere!! its like oh no yeah for sure ill just be here doing the work of three tattoo artists dont fuckin’ mind me...

 

@MoonspellxRites Dude, if it’s one thing I CANNOT stand, it’s being unappreciated in the workplace. It doesn’t even have to be grandiose or constant or none of that. Just acknowledged. At least the boss lady in Mesa ain’t like that at all.

That’s such a fuckin’ bummer you’re takin’ on that much shit from multiple ends and angles without even so much as a head nod for your willingness to take on the workload. Hope that changes soon, man.

And @IronPaw, I am overly familiar with feeling, dare I say knowing, that certain family members are trash(not to put words in your mouth, just my personal speak of relation). Without releasing my own demons I’ll just say my bloodline could use a little thinning out and freeing up of oxygen that they’re wasting.

 

Click the picture for a truly disturbing video.




If I see you wearing this trendy disposable disgusting foot skin trash I'm stepping on your pinky toe, hard.


Hard

 

Ugly, but very effective against toe stompers! Note the "!" in the pinkie toe area

 

Much more acceptable than disposable fucking foot band-aids.

 

I'm just gonna live in the woods and poop in holes dug into the earth.

 

I laughed harder than I should at this

 

Same here, but it’s funny because it’s so true.

 

I was wearing them, when a lady ran over my toes with a shopping cart. Believe it or not, it didn't hurt!

 

anyone seen wearing either of those things should be beaten with wiffle ball bats.

 

Not you Gracie lol I meant Bert’s comment LOL

 

Major fuck you going out to Altitude Tickets for selling all the Thom Yorke to scalpers instead of the general public. Trying to buy tickets online for any decent show nowadays sucks my asshole..

 

#firstworldproblems