An Actual Sentence Spoken To (Or Near) Me Today Thread

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  1. Vombie

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    Ugh.
     
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    An Actual Sentence Spoken To (Or Near) Me Today Thread
    In Starbucks…

    Me- Why does this nitro cold brew drink only come in grande, why can’t I get it in a bigger size?

    “Barista”- There’s a lot of caffeine in it.

    I stood there waiting for a punchline or something, paid and walked away.
     
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    Sitting at the bar at Hooters…
    Some guy sits down next to me…

    Bartender makes small talk with him, seems he’s a regular.

    Bartender- are you eating tonight?
    Regular- only if it’s it you..
    Bartender- Look of death.. We’re going down that path again…?

    I just started laughing.
     
    useless toys, Jul 25, 2023
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