An Actual Sentence Spoken To (Or Near) Me Today Thread

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    An Actual Sentence Spoken To (Or Near) Me Today Thread
    This just in:

    The mufflerless truck next door
    Blasts Journey for hours
    I wish they'd stop believing


    Full disclosure? It was me that just said that. To my cat. Didn't help.
     
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    "he get your bunny and guineapig hamster rat to feed his snake he from detroit he can by frozen mice to feed his snake any cheap pet kitten are used for pit bull so dont put and thing cheap here on craigslist or free"

    Not so much heard as encountered. :(
     
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    And this is why you never give away pets on Craigslist...
     
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    "Most white people are not ethnic."
     
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    Random guy at the gas station - That mask make you feel like a tough guy?

    Me - Yup. I feel like a fucking ninja. Or like in Red Dead Redemption when you put on a mask to rob banks and stuff. So tougher than usual for sure.

    Random - That was a pretty good game.
     
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