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    An Actual Sentence Spoken To (Or Near) Me Today Thread
    This just in:

    The mufflerless truck next door
    Blasts Journey for hours
    I wish they'd stop believing


    Full disclosure? It was me that just said that. To my cat. Didn't help.
     
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    "he get your bunny and guineapig hamster rat to feed his snake he from detroit he can by frozen mice to feed his snake any cheap pet kitten are used for pit bull so dont put and thing cheap here on craigslist or free"

    Not so much heard as encountered. :(
     
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    And this is why you never give away pets on Craigslist...
     
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    "Most white people are not ethnic."
     
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    Random guy at the gas station - That mask make you feel like a tough guy?

    Me - Yup. I feel like a fucking ninja. Or like in Red Dead Redemption when you put on a mask to rob banks and stuff. So tougher than usual for sure.

    Random - That was a pretty good game.
     
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    Me - This relationship is shit. You don't even talk to me anymore. All you do sleep all day. Then you wake up to eat and go back to bed. All night you wander around the house like some kind of ghost looking for things to break even though you aren't angry. These days you spend all of your time just staring out the window or laying by the heater. It feels like this pandemic is driving you crazy.

    My Cat - Meow...
     
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    “Mr. Bean fucks.”
     
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    "You've got a cool walk. Like someone raised in the 70's. Edgy, confident, but not with too much attitude."

    I thought but did not reply, "cool. I've still got a swagger."
     
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    "I’m sorry but I find snakes a bit scary and not appropriate for house pets. "

    I find it interesting how we communicate. In one sentence this person went from a personal feeling to a judgment. It serves as a good reminder to me to pay attention to my own words.
     

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